Mr San Antonio, USA 29 years-old Single
Today, I went to my gyn to see what a painful lump is under my armpit. Turns out it's breast tissue, and yes, it will fill up with milk when I'm pregnant. I essentially have three boobs. FML
Today, I got a call from my daughter's school saying that she had beat someone up. She's 4. FML
Today, my husband told me the only reason we're still together is because he can't afford to move out. FML
Today, I caught my pregnant wife trying to suck milk from her breasts. FML
Today, my girlfriend called me over to her house. When I knocked, no one responded to the door. I decided to check the back yard and found her sunbathing by the pool. I kneeled by her and placed my hand on her butt, kissing her neck. What I heard next, "So this is what you do with my daughter." FML
Today, my sister told me that she read that the pain of giving birth is equal to the pain of breaking 20 bones at once. I'm 19 weeks pregnant. FML
Today, I noticed that when I sweat I smell like bacon. I'm a vegetarian. FML
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