Today, after a lot of begging, I finally convinced my husband to shave all of his pubes off. Now I can't even look at it without laughing, and he's mad at me for making him do it. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I had to beg my husband not to shave his pubic hair into a handlebar moustache. FML
Today, my fiancé asked me to do some manscaping. I got a little overzealous and now I look like a 12-year-old boy with razor burn. FML
Today, my husband won't shave his beard, despite the fact it grows in wiry and looks like pubic hair. He is now accusing me of "not loving him for who he is." FML
Today, after using the bar of soap in the shower to wash my face, I looked down and noticed it was covered in my husband's pubes. FML
Today, my husband decided to surprise me with some "sexy" manscaping. When he took his clothes off, I immediately got drier than the Sahara desert. He was going for "porn star" but instead looked like a prepubescent kid, which immediately turned me off. He then got mad at me for “ruining the mood.” FML
Today, although the I’ve always kept my pubic hair neat and trimmed, my boyfriend once again complained that I don’t shave. When I told him that shaving is uncomfortable and risks ingrown hairs, he sulked and said, “But it’ll look so much better!” He needs to lay off the porn. FML
Today, I had to endure a long story about how and why my brother shaves his pubes. FML
Today, I had to finally give my boyfriend an ultimatum. Either he at least trims his giant mass of unruly pubes or no more sex. I feel I have no choice since his huge bush has left friction burns on my face and down below. He doesn’t see the problem. FML
Today, I asked my dad to please shave his awful beard, because I'm a laughing-stock at school for being picked up each day by a guy whose face looks like Bigfoot's ass. He agreed, and 10 minutes later was sporting a pedo-stache. It's going to be a long year. FML
Today, my boyfriend requested that I shave my lips so I spent an hour in the shower carefully removing every trace of pubic hair. Turns out he wanted me to shave my moustache, not my carpet. FML
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Top comments
Drigr 9
Thats just ****** up. You push him to do something he obviously didn't want to do, then you laugh at him for it.
The_Hitdude 12
I'd be pissed too. You convince him to do something and then laugh at him for it? Not okay.
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Comments (141)
afropuffjake 9
You better hope he doesn't find anyone that doesn't mind the forest or your beaver is gonna get lonely real quick @-@
mmiller93 3
I've done the same thing!! Lol
HunterAlpha1 8
shaving any hair other than the hair on your face and head is a stupid thing to do, especially pubic hair. it allows air to circulate down there and helps reduce BO. if you're having trouble with pubic hair then just trim it.
wpolo02 7
Total bitch move
sidviciousmum 3
You rock!!!!!! That's hilarious!!!!
xfyre 11
i don't understand all the hate for the people who shave.
xXMudkipNoobXx 7
Woman Logic- Tell your man to shave his pubes. Laugh about how it looks afterwards.
irishboy352 0
Well yeah that shots uncomfortable
d3sigN8t3dDruNk 1
Typical woman. Give them what they appear to want, and obviously your still wrong. Poor dude! If i was him, id make you shave your pubes to!
mrssuarez2011 12
I'm confused as to why you laughed? How's that funny? Grow up.