Today, while my 4 year-old nephew was hugging me, he stepped back and declared, "Auntie, my Pee-do is hard, but it will go away." FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I was playing with my 3-year-old nephew when he suddenly got up and ran to his mom to tell her I was "touching in bad spots". I was tickling his armpits. FML
Today, I berated my five-year-old nephew for peeing on the floor. His mom bitched me out for expecting "a little boy to have perfect aim." That's funny, it looked pretty good when he dropped his pants, looked me in the eyes, and started to piss on my rug. FML
Today, my four-year-old cousin gave me a hug, basically stuffing his face into my crotch. Then he pulled it out and said "Ew, that's stinky" in front of my entire class. FML
Today, I went to the bathroom after my 9 year-old nephew. Apparently nobody taught him to lift the seat when he pees, or how to aim properly, because when I sat down, I sat in his pee. FML
Today, my 3 year old nephew was sitting on my knee at the computer. He was annoying me as he kept on pressing all the buttons. To scare him off I did a creepy voice in his ear that makes him cry. He turned round and broke my nose. FML
Today, I took my 5-year-old nephew camping. I was about to take him to the outhouse for a bathroom break when he flung the door of the camper open and shouted at the top of his lungs to the entire campground, "We are going to poop now!" FML
Today, I was potty-training my nephew. He had been on the toilet for almost twenty minutes and could not go. My phone started ringing, and as I went to pick it up he knocked it into the toilet. He then peed and pooped on it. FML
Today, I was babysitting my 5 month-old nephew, who hasn't pooped in two days according to his mom. Well, he pooped. I accidentally stuck my finger in it. While I was wiping my finger off, he rolled over and peed on my new carpet. I rolled him over to clean the pee and he opened fire and pooped again. FML
Today, my 4-year-old niece told me she likes it when I'm around because I'm "squishy and smell like fried chicken all the time." FML
Today, as I got out of the shower, my young stepson saw me naked. Later, he asked his mom why my "pee pee" is so small when everyone says it is supposed to get bigger when you become an adult. FML
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Top comments
perstephane 4
What, it's not like it's a sex thing, or your nephew wants you. The kid is 4 for crying out loud. I've seen baby boys' penises get hard while being wiped during diaper changes.
foreverfarrell 0
The word "Pee-do," just made me laugh the hardest I have laughed in about a week. Thank you for that.
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Comments (76)
perstephane 4
What, it's not like it's a sex thing, or your nephew wants you. The kid is 4 for crying out loud. I've seen baby boys' penises get hard while being wiped during diaper changes.
thatguynamedsky 32
wait what they do that before 13
KobeLebroJordan 17
Uh... Yeah?
greenman_fml 0
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did you help him make it go away?
angreen21 0
You look like a pedophile, you nasty...
cmonbru 0
you look funny too
adropofpeace 8
Wow. Way to be a perv.
kchabot 2
Well duh dont u see his pic umm creeperr?
accidentprone3 4
Ur a ******* creeper
foreverfarrell 0
The word "Pee-do," just made me laugh the hardest I have laughed in about a week. Thank you for that.
Bunbu 8
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@8 You're lying to your son. You don't get a hard-on when you need to piss.
TheBreaKer_fml 0
sometimes you do, and how would you know this?
shaner775 0
HE obviously gets hard for other reasons...
llScarlFacell 0
12 you're dumb. Read over 8s comment and then think for a second.
immazombeastxD 0
you can't piss if your hard, bodies way of preventing piss and cum...
matto263 0
12 shutup you are wrong
12aramey 0
how the hell would you know? well I guess that's a good thing you don't get a hard on when you need to piss being you are a 12 year old female.
yeahdatnoway 0
Not true it happens sometimes when I'm sleeping and have been holding it for a long time.
Overseer211 1
61 it's called morning wood lol
minus20 4
You ******* dumb *****. What the **** do you know about boners oh wait I forgot how many boners girls experience in their life my bad
mustang95 7
How the hell would you know do you have a dick? I didn't thinks so unless you have a dick you can't say what they do and don't do
daemonsparta 16
yes they do
Poky_fml 3
#5 :)
Ximmie 0
AHAHA!!! That word made my day. But honestly, that has GOT to be akward!
Guiseppi 0
"Pee-do" huh? Can't say I've ever heard that one before. Hahahahaha.
Charmy_fml 0
#2 made me laugh
balanceMMX 0
#12 is correct... #8 is wrong.
musicbunny 1
OMG he didn't actually think that UR penis gets hard when u need 2 piss, he just says that to his son. if you actually took the time 2 read the whole comment, you would see that they say "it's an involuntary reflex at his age."
TheUnnamedOne 0
pee-do? XDD