Today, I was telling my best friend that I was feeling unattractive, and that I never get asked out. As she was trying to make me feel better, we were interrupted by a stranger trying to hit on her. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I walked up to my friend and slapped her ass, because that’s what we always do. Turns out, it wasn’t my friend, it was a total stranger. FML
Today, I introduced the girl I was talking to my best friend, and we all hung out. Until this day, her and I were doing great. After my friend left, she started gushing about how hot he is. He wasn't hitting on her at all. I reminded her that, and that he has a girlfriend. She was calm, but visibly upset. FML
Today, I saw a beautiful girl at the bar. I attempted to be friendly and hit her up for a chat. She called me a “creep” and told me to get lost. A few moments later, another guy does the exact same thing I did and she smiled and kept flirting. FML
Today, while I was out shopping, a fairly hideous-looking woman stormed up to me and accused me of ogling her, saying, "As if I'd ever date you!" Less than a minute later, she'd somehow managed to bully me into falsely admitting to it and apologizing. FML
Today, I went downtown with my friends. A group of guys came up to us and started hitting on everyone except me. Then one of them said, "Do you girls hang out with her to make yourselves look better?" FML
Today, I was walking down the street to go to the movies, when I got punched in the back of the head. When I turned around, a stranger said, "HAHA! It's punch a random person day!" When I asked him why he chose me, he replied "You're ugly." FML
Today, my friend told me she saw the girl I like at a single's night after I'd asked her out and rejecting me, for being in a complicated relationship. FML
Today, I was walking to the shops when I saw my friend about 10 metres in front of me, waiting at the traffic lights, by herself. Jokingly, I shouted out "Who's that really ugly person waiting at the lights?" The girl turned around. It wasn't my friend. FML
Today, on the way to work, I was punched in the balls by a complete stranger. FML
Today, I told my friend I would pay him to ask out the ugliest girl he knew. He asked out my girlfriend. FML
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RedPillSucks 33
That's when you busted a move and asked the stranger out, right? Right??? Take control of your destiny.
ColdplaySucks 18
Is feeling attractive the only thing people strive for these days?
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Comments (162)
fishboy123 7
hey op, will you go out with me?
nerdsgetmehot 23
Are you me? Sigh. :( Anyway, I know how you feel.
bete_noire_fml 7
So many should remember that beauty is in the eye of the beholder, to one you may be repulsive but someone else you may be the most breathtaking and alluring indvidual he/she has ever laid eyes on.
nerdsgetmehot 23
#83 I certainly hope no one finds me repulsive. I'm sure people do though, as some have straight-up told me that they think I'm ugly.
Haven74 6
I'm thinking (if that is your picture in your profile) if anyone called you ugly they were jealous of you over something, or trying to make themselves feel better by being a douche... Either that or you are compliment fishing.
nerdsgetmehot 23
#118 I'm not compliment-fishing, only telling the truth. I've had a load of really crappy people tell me really crappy things. You're probably partially right though...I think people just put people down just because they can.
MCRaddict15 15
Try focusing on something other than "not bein attractive" and maybe a few guys will hit on you too.
dhooks111490 8
So she's hotter than you...oh well
vanessaizawesome 8
Yeah, it's ok though because everyone is beautiful in their own special way!! :D
vanessaizawesome 8
Poor op!! Dont worry things will get better! You will definitely find someone who loves you!
xsouldeath 2
it was probably me if this was a bus in Toronto!
Discombobulated9 12
Although I don't know you, OP, it sounds like you're judging your own achievements via comparing yourself to your best friend; it's almost like you consider her achievements your failures. You firstly need to stop doing that or you'll make yourself unhappy with your own life; which is wonderful and beautiful in its own way, you just need to see what's good about yourself instead of concentrating on what's bad.
abceasyas123abc 12
Go traveling overseas, OP! As soon as you open your mouth in a foreign land you'll have loads of people flocking to you wanting to know more about you and your hot Aussie accent. It does wonders for the self-esteem.
downtime 13
Sad, but true.
ciumegu 6
Turn to him and punch him in the face then lean down and whisper respect my authoriteh
Ventoso 0
I would have too!!
racch98 7
Maybe you're so pretty that you intimidate them? Don't worry what people think that guy will come(: