Today, I have the flu, food poisoning, and I'm on my period. I have enough liquids pouring out of me from various holes to satisfy a sewer. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I have norovirus and my period. I feel like I’m emitting fluids from every hole I have. The toilet looks like something out of a horror movie every time I use it. FML
Today, I found out I have a yeast infection, a bladder infection, and a urinary tract infection all at the same time. Oh, and I also have the flu. FML
Today, I have a UTI that spread to my kidneys, a yeast infection, and a herpes outbreak. Oh, and my period came this morning. FML
Today, I had food poisoning. I spent all day on the can. I also had a bucket to throw up into at the same time. I was sick out of both ends, at the same time. FML
Today, I have four flights. I spent last night projectile vomiting with food poisoning. By the time I got to the airport it had progressed to liquid diarhea. Two flights in, I got my period. FML
Today, I'm a week into a prescription of extremely constipating antibiotics. I also just caught the stomach bug going around at work that causes aggressive diarrhea. The two combined mean I have a constant, slow-moving stream of thick, foul-smelling sludge coming out of me. FML
Today, I woke up bleeding from every orifice in my body. I've got a nose bleed from my medication, my gums bled when I brushed my teeth, I'm on my period, and I have hemorrhoids. FML
Today, I'm stuck at home waiting on a plumber to come fix the flooding in my basement. The flooding happens when any sink, shower, or toilet in the house is used. Today is also the day that I started my period. Without water. FML
Today, after finishing a bottle and a half of pure cranberry juice to flush my bladder for a possible infection, I've been spewing liquid shits all day, my asshole burns, and it hurts to sit. FML
Today, I'm so sick that I'm drinking fluids just to make it hurt less when I puke. FML
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sucksforyoudude 0
sucks for you babe, get to feelin better
lolcatsyo 0
I recommend an apple a day.
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Enoch134 0
ouch sucks
ROFLwafflePWN 0
suckyy
suaveneanderthal 0
i bet the smells could as well...
martial42 0
dayummmmmmm tha period juss made it unbearable smh good luck widd tht
Hanban 0
Too much information...but a needed one at this.
Futurefrog 0
r u sure u have food poisoning? vomiting is also a flu symptom. either way get well soon ;)
rochound 0
I'd still hit it
babybubz 0
ew.. wtf
russwee 0
once again a girl taking things in the wrong context, did she. acctualy all u fat? no she just implied that you either eat alot of eat junk food
russwee 0
oops wrog post lol
batman85 0
haha
datgo321 0
that was way too much information
Gaz717 0
lol
joseph11 0
gdagyeuah
Tripout 0
EEEWWWWIIIIEEEE XD umm I would offer help but not sure how much I could do T_T
fletchasketch 0
lol
RevengeOnYou 0
I've had a flu for 3 days and it was terrible. Body aches, fevers, and a sore throat. Thank god i didn't vomit though. Thats the last thing I'd ever want to experience. But a period? FYL man o.O
ragweed 0
me too!
allen20 0
haha 241 men dont have periods :P
cywoods 0
good thing u don't have diarrea
Silense_is_loud 0
get well
brianred5 0
sounds hot
ScarletMontgomar 0
that sucks
nogare98 0
Ew...
tweetbaby14 18
that is nasty. thank you for sharing that with the world.
cady2 0
I'm pretty sure runny shit was coming out of one of those holes. that's probably why she mention food poisoning and the flu. dumbass.
GMS1 7
gotta plug them holes
sucksforyoudude 0
sucks for you babe, get to feelin better
Mattfail 0
this is only an FML for us readers, cause you grossed everyone who reads this out. good job you whiny little bitch
Cupcaken 0
You say that when YOU have blood flowing out of you every month. And then mix that with being sick and having to get up all the time to puke and clean the bloodmess in you groin, well see how much YOU bitch.
fluorescentadole_fml 8
109 is a guy, he just doesn't understand, the bastard
SoccerForTheWin 5
109 just got told and that really sucks for you....
firebolt1124 1
I'm a guy and I feel for you. I can't say I've ever had to experience that, but you have my sympathy
snowman427 0
o that's so hot.....ewwwwww. that's funny but it sucks for you. first
adenny116 0
How is that hot? She must feel like a sprinkler right now.
Lancerman7449 0
i think #3 is being sarcastic #65 you idiot
cywoods 0
failed first
lolcatsyo 0
I recommend an apple a day.
babybubz 0
fourth?
Enoch134 0
omg I was first I feel so good but now I feel bad cuz I wrote sumthing lame why can't I be like perdix ;(
Enoch134 0
WTF he edited his comment WTF
Brave_Sir_Robin 4
(stares at the screen for a few seconds and starts banging his head on his desk) This must be the will of the Mods!
Starfire22 5
hmmm I wonder which mod did that?
Jrook 0
"... and i'm a guy FML"
Brave_Sir_Robin 4
(reads Alan's reply, then turns toward the computer screen in the fashion of dramatic looking gopher) I knew it all along!
Sirin_fml 47
That's a nice tin-foil hat you're wearing, BSR. Let me just remove it for a second...
Ajjas013 6
BSR is still living in the stone age... Don't worry mercy, since your hooker episode, people expect less from you. You're looing awefully radiant today, however. Alan... Nah forget it.
Brave_Sir_Robin 4
Mind control? Fine! I don't need no friggin' tin-foil hat to stop you! I'll just go ahead and present you with these donuts and gold-enriched paddle, Oh Queen of the Universe Sirin. ALL GLORY TO THE HYPNOTOAD!
Ajjas013 6
Ir looks BSR had too many 'shroo-- Erm, donuts this morning. I mean, unless you're sober. If you are then I'm suddenly scared.
Starfire22 5
Its ok Mercy, *puts hands over Sirins ears*I'll always love you *takes hands away from ears* hey babe, whatcha doin? ^_^
iliart_iliart 0
Wow! Brave Sir Robin gets an acronym?!? I want one! What's I guy got to do to get one of those, BSR?!?
Brave_Sir_Robin 4
to be honest with you, I have no idea. (thinks for a second) Okay, now I remember. First, DON'T! Got it?
Starfire22 5
ummmm... ii??
Ajjas013 6
@mercy: I don't exactly know what you mean by minty, but I'll take the private suite in the 6 star hotel and you could scrub me. Or the other way around if you want ;) @BSR:... What the hell?
Rodrim 0
omg lol took me forever to get that
jklonm2 0
that won't stop her period thou
shadaboo2014 0
@111 amen, men wouldn't last a day havin a period plus ur sick n wat about moms...to all men: once u gone thru all that come tell me...I wanna kno how u react!
Enoch134 0
I don't like mods u guys weird perdix the only sane one oh and bsr
BloodyMontage 0
LOL
MXavierT 0
Penis joke.
kittehkat87 4
The person in your picture has a pinched face. Let's pass it on!
maxoute 8
Aww damn sucks get better :]
dugumit 0
thanks for sharing.
Lethario14 0
damn!
VenomSiphon 13
That's hot.
Pointy130 0
lol @ "various holes"
mdavis2824 0
ur an idiot
babybubz 0
that made me feel sick lol ...one of those things alone is bad enough.. but all 3 together is just brutal.
Rosalie_Haostn 0
I know me too. and it's bad enought that I actually have food posionibg right now. get better OP!
thecbake4 0
delicious.
43trauts 14
Lol
Rota 0
Anybody else a little turned on here?
raw_tigahh 2
lmao.... ew
Talksyic 0
Hell no! And if you are, there is something seriously wrong with your brain. OP, I hope you get better ASAP.
LewisUK 0
lmfao
babybubz 0
LOL ..what the hell?
Prestigex 0
These kind of things make all hot and bothered.(;
Mnemic 6
Mmmm... yeah... ;)
pendulum2012 0
stick a finger up your butt if you're feeling squirrely
Danielt104 6
WTF?!?