Today, I got into a stupid argument with an internet troll, who ended up making me so furious that I threw my laptop straight through my window. My dad will be home any minute. I'm a dead man. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I got into an argument with my dad in his hotel room. I lost my temper and stormed out onto the balcony for some fresh air, at which point he decided to lock the door behind me, trapping me there for half an hour while he watched TV. FML
Today, my husband and I got into an argument. I tried to assault him with a laptop. He yelled, "Don't hit me with the computer." My apartment neighbor yelled through the wall, "Do what you gotta do, girl." FML
Today, I joked with my dad, saying I'd gotten my boyfriend pregnant. In response, he slapped me, threw my phone across the room, smashed my laptop, and then took a moment for what I'd said to sink in. FML
Today, my dad thought it would be funny to spray my open window with the hose. RIP my laptop, phone, school books, wooden desk, my entire bookshelf, and my carpet. FML
Today, my dad got so drunk that he had an intense argument with the microwave, resulting in him threatening to ground me after I tried to calm him down. FML
Today, I was in a big Skype chat, which somehow turned into a heated argument. My friend lost it, typed "your stupid" and called me a "looser." When I pointed out the irony of his messages, he rage-quit, drove all the way to my house, and punched me in the face at the door. FML
Today, my dad and I got into an argument, and he ended up calling me a son of a bitch. My mom heard and started arguing with him over him calling her a bitch. Three hours later, I'm now staying at my gran's house with my mom and hoping her threats of a divorce weren't for real. FML
Today, my dad's new girlfriend's daughter came over with them. She had a tantrum because my brand new computer, which I worked and saved for, was better than her notebook, which was bought for her. So what did she do? Oh, she threw it off my desk. For some reason I'm being yelled at. FML
Today, my dad was sat on my laptop in the living room trying to learn how to do some rewiring around the house when he, and I quote, ”clicked on the thing.” My laptop is now riddled with so many viruses it’s basically a house brick. FML
Today, I fell asleep while using my laptop. The next thing I know, it's 8am and my dad is screaming at me for posting "u skank-ass cunt-face" on my mom's Facebook timeline. I never made that post, but he won't believe me. My asshole brother, meanwhile, can't stop smirking at me. FML
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Top comments
Rake 18
Wow, you got serious anger issues. You seriously need therapy.
Taurus_ChicKa 37
First rule of the internet - don't feed the trolls.
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Comments (6)
easybree 10
pls go outside and touch some grass. I beg you.
tiptoppc 21
That might involve sun. One he has never seen before, and likely may never see again if I rekon…
NostalgiaFreak9 43
Sign up for a boxing class or something dude, Jesus Christ.
poopface82 25
On a scale from one to ten, my friend, you’re ******!
Taurus_ChicKa 37
First rule of the internet - don't feed the trolls.
tiptoppc 21
I prefer to hand feed them meth, then stand back and watch the fun. Likely asking an old dude what’s wrong with the current gen, when you are near someone you hate, then casually walk away…
Rake 18
Wow, you got serious anger issues. You seriously need therapy.
JasonThorn 23
OP, just console yourself with the fact that you rose to the challenge of a complete stranger who will go on with their life, unaware you sacrificed hundreds of pounds to their memory. For you, it is the end of your freedom. For them, it was THURSDAY.