Today, I was walking down the street to go to the movies, when I got punched in the back of the head. When I turned around, a stranger said, "HAHA! It's punch a random person day!" When I asked him why he chose me, he replied "You're ugly." FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I was walking home when a stranger came up to me and told me to give him a good reason why he shouldn't punch me in the face. I guess none were good enough. FML
Today, I got punched in the face, had hair ripped out of my skull and broke a tooth on the pavement when I fell. Some guy mistook me for someone else. FML
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Today, I got punched in the face by a girl for asking if she was okay after I had seen her crying. FML
Today, while shopping at Wal-Mart, a guy grabbed my butt. When I turned around to slap him, he shook his head, said "Nice ass but such an ugly face", then walked away. I've never been told I'm ugly before. FML
Today, I was walking down the street, when I saw a guy in front of me trip and fall forwards, and I quickly jumped forward to steady him. Apparently he thought he was being mugged, and threw his head backwards into my face, leaving my nose a bloody mess. FML
Today, I was beaten up by a complete stranger for “giving her a dirty look.” I can’t see my own face. FML
Today, I was stumbling down the street due to arthritic pain, when I accidentally bumped into a man. He turned and yelled, "Watch it, you clumsy, ugly bitch", to which I apologised and told him about my arthritis. He stared at me in confusion, then said, "Well, you're still ugly", and walked off. FML
Today, I was out for a walk, wearing a T-shirt with a fist on it and the words "Bump it." A guy came up to me, looked at my shirt, shrugged, and punched me in the stomach. FML
Today, someone punched me in the back of the head, so I swung round and broke their nose. It was some woman screaming at me for wearing headphones and ignoring her. She then pulled a hidden disability badge out her pocket so everyone thought I was beating up a disabled person. FML
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orangejuice12 0
well punch that ****** back:p
Sparkiee93 3
You should have kicked him in the balls then told him "HAPPY STOP A RANDOM DOUCHE FROM BREEDING DAY!"
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Comments (194)
nigrice 0
well don't be so ugly...
jdawgg92 1
punch him back!
OrderXsoL 0
smack the bitch! smack the bitch!
carlieee1 8
1- don't be such an ass
fthislyfe 22
omg im so sorry for u...that was funny though, lol
Trololololololo_fml 7
Punch him back. Unless it's a woman, then that would be rude.
Thunderbender 2
I'm hoping you left out the part where you turned around and beat the shit out of him.... or at least called the cops on him.
GuessWhatKids 13
@59 "When I asked HIM why HE punched me" Is it that hard to read the FML?
athena3100 9
lol im sorry.
NomOnShroomz 14
Are you saying you did this?
doing_it_ritee 5
hahahha. that's too funny.. but fyl op!
chaps93 6
At least he was honest..
urdirtyolduncle 15
This is a perfect opportunity to grow some balls and get that ************ right back!!
imosim 0
guess it wasn't a random decision :P
purplepizza21 0
well, are you?
tatababe 1
LoL you did that!!!
Derpino 0
At least he didn't lie to you.
garrettsgirl 0
2 I love your picture!
UnderstoodCat 0
How is your first reaction to ask why he chose you? I would have said: "Oh, yeah...." then I would punch him back.
MeBeYourFriend 0
HOLY shit i got to go punch a random person!! time is Running out!
theaws0m3guy 4
He's spitting the truth.
chahat 0
aha yeeehh buddeeeh!
trinityariel 0
r u saying u punched him
coffeygirl12 14
so did u punch him back or did u just stand there with a stupid look on ur face???? (:
ilovemyjb13 1
lol really i didnt know that!!! *punchs person in the face*
ryno101 3
man up and fight back you big gay mans blouse?
CitrusGirl 0
That's when you say, " HAHA! It's report a random person for assult day!"
chongers18 0
what if when you turned around it was a midget dressed as a leprechaun and instead of him saying you were ugly he said ," that's what cha get for stealin me gold."
nwill98 3
some people these days
Aim4thebullseye 4
punch him back and then tell him "that's not what your mother said last night"
bryyxoo 0
I bet it was a Facebook event
urdirtyolduncle 15
Yeah. I bet the guy who punched OP is gonna show up on his "People you may know" list the next day.
XanderScythe 11
OP, punch him and say, "HAHA! it is own a ****** day!"
JesseAttack 21
Eventually we'll get robbed, ask why, and the guy'll say, "it's a rob a dude day". Yup, people these days.
orangejuice12 0
well punch that ****** back:p
CommonSenseKarma 17
That should have been the response as soon as the guy said "HAHA! It's punch a— OH MY ******* GOD YOU BROKE MY NOSE"
Dragon_Beast 4
I wouldn't even give him time to talk I would just tackle him and punch him in the face.
anothersuicide 0
well he can't punch him back now, he knows who he is..
swasticop 0
118- Thats mature
jannie22 0
I'm 69 I'm so proud
CommonSenseKarma 17
135-That's mature. As if I care.
enopola 5
or, shit I broke both a loser's legs day
dirtbiker3325_fml 0
life blows. and you got hit by a nice blow
PrickHead 0
why dont you just go find something to blow on...?
EatnBeef 7
"my friend, you've just been kicked in the nuts" Peter: NO WAY!! " yeah your Gunna be on tv". we need more random shit days like this
ladybunny 0
"I know you are, but what am I?" Ohh good ol days.
HannahForbesxo 13
"Takes one to know one". Those comebacks were unbeatable.
sickjairo 7
Punch him back!
chocomilk82 0
Yeah!
yourshootingstar 4
don't take that shit punch back
commietaco 0
or...a swift kick to the nuts! assuming the aggressor was a guy.
HannahForbesxo 13
Sucks to be your english teacher.
commietaco 0
what's your problem?
HannahForbesxo 13
Shit, ignore that. Posted on the wrong comment.
commietaco 0
lol, it's all good. I was getting upset because I couldn't find my mistake.
HannahForbesxo 13
It's the second time that's happened to me today! I really do need to be more careful.
revenge93_fml 0
how many ppl have this pic of a girl that u have up now??? I've seen it like twenty times how many of them are of u?? I'm confused ....
yourshootingstar 4
who are you referring to?
Codezlol 21
K Town for the win!!
Kevinlokz 3
cutee or wat ;)
Reed_111 5
I know I would punch them back!
NomOnShroomz 14
Are you a fifty year old Asian lady? Those are fun to punch...
alexiiiiis09 0
aw that's mean hahah. I got punched once walkin down a hallway and they were like "oops sorry wrong person" lmao