Today, I was telling my best friend that I was feeling unattractive, and that I never get asked out. As she was trying to make me feel better, we were interrupted by a stranger trying to hit on her. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I walked up to my friend and slapped her ass, because that’s what we always do. Turns out, it wasn’t my friend, it was a total stranger. FML
Today, I introduced the girl I was talking to my best friend, and we all hung out. Until this day, her and I were doing great. After my friend left, she started gushing about how hot he is. He wasn't hitting on her at all. I reminded her that, and that he has a girlfriend. She was calm, but visibly upset. FML
Today, I saw a beautiful girl at the bar. I attempted to be friendly and hit her up for a chat. She called me a “creep” and told me to get lost. A few moments later, another guy does the exact same thing I did and she smiled and kept flirting. FML
Today, while I was out shopping, a fairly hideous-looking woman stormed up to me and accused me of ogling her, saying, "As if I'd ever date you!" Less than a minute later, she'd somehow managed to bully me into falsely admitting to it and apologizing. FML
Today, I went downtown with my friends. A group of guys came up to us and started hitting on everyone except me. Then one of them said, "Do you girls hang out with her to make yourselves look better?" FML
Today, I was walking down the street to go to the movies, when I got punched in the back of the head. When I turned around, a stranger said, "HAHA! It's punch a random person day!" When I asked him why he chose me, he replied "You're ugly." FML
Today, my friend told me she saw the girl I like at a single's night after I'd asked her out and rejecting me, for being in a complicated relationship. FML
Today, I was walking to the shops when I saw my friend about 10 metres in front of me, waiting at the traffic lights, by herself. Jokingly, I shouted out "Who's that really ugly person waiting at the lights?" The girl turned around. It wasn't my friend. FML
Today, on the way to work, I was punched in the balls by a complete stranger. FML
Today, I told my friend I would pay him to ask out the ugliest girl he knew. He asked out my girlfriend. FML
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Top comments
RedPillSucks 33
That's when you busted a move and asked the stranger out, right? Right??? Take control of your destiny.
ColdplaySucks 18
Is feeling attractive the only thing people strive for these days?
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Comments (162)
Redraconteur 4
I can't tell you how many times this has happened to me. At least you're not alone, OP. we can be ugly and lonely together.
jwbfml 11
Yes I do #70. You're definitely invited to hang in my social circle. But then again, all the mirrors would break so nevermind.
IndridWarm 23
Why wait to be asked out? Ask someone out yourself if you like him.
Nwthatzfunny 9
you are beautiful no what they say or in every single way
PrincessPesa 20
Thanks, Christina. Go eat some doughnuts now.
ryggsekk 8
take your time and ask a guy out instead of waiting like a vegteble.
I_Am_Kira 7
Same thing happens to me all the time, but my friends just don'e give a shit...
Spicemelon 5
Look at shallow Hal! Her personality won him over lol
hateevryone 15
Poor thing. Sometimes you have to make the first move.
OdinA 6
I use to think the same but, now I have a boyfriend that's 10x hotter then me but loves me 10x more on then anything. He's out there waiting for you too.
Pandacupcakelove 26
Woah.. Mr. Bad Timing! :/