Today, I was telling my best friend that I was feeling unattractive, and that I never get asked out. As she was trying to make me feel better, we were interrupted by a stranger trying to hit on her. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I walked up to my friend and slapped her ass, because that’s what we always do. Turns out, it wasn’t my friend, it was a total stranger. FML
Today, I introduced the girl I was talking to my best friend, and we all hung out. Until this day, her and I were doing great. After my friend left, she started gushing about how hot he is. He wasn't hitting on her at all. I reminded her that, and that he has a girlfriend. She was calm, but visibly upset. FML
Today, I saw a beautiful girl at the bar. I attempted to be friendly and hit her up for a chat. She called me a “creep” and told me to get lost. A few moments later, another guy does the exact same thing I did and she smiled and kept flirting. FML
Today, while I was out shopping, a fairly hideous-looking woman stormed up to me and accused me of ogling her, saying, "As if I'd ever date you!" Less than a minute later, she'd somehow managed to bully me into falsely admitting to it and apologizing. FML
Today, I went downtown with my friends. A group of guys came up to us and started hitting on everyone except me. Then one of them said, "Do you girls hang out with her to make yourselves look better?" FML
Today, I was walking down the street to go to the movies, when I got punched in the back of the head. When I turned around, a stranger said, "HAHA! It's punch a random person day!" When I asked him why he chose me, he replied "You're ugly." FML
Today, my friend told me she saw the girl I like at a single's night after I'd asked her out and rejecting me, for being in a complicated relationship. FML
Today, I was walking to the shops when I saw my friend about 10 metres in front of me, waiting at the traffic lights, by herself. Jokingly, I shouted out "Who's that really ugly person waiting at the lights?" The girl turned around. It wasn't my friend. FML
Today, on the way to work, I was punched in the balls by a complete stranger. FML
Today, I told my friend I would pay him to ask out the ugliest girl he knew. He asked out my girlfriend. FML
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RedPillSucks 33
That's when you busted a move and asked the stranger out, right? Right??? Take control of your destiny.
ColdplaySucks 18
Is feeling attractive the only thing people strive for these days?
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Comments (162)
iilovecokee 6
You probably just give off a different vibe than your friend. We all attract different personalities, and it may have nothing to do with your physical appearance. Take a good look at the guys hitting on your friend(s). Are they really want you want? You might just be giving off that you're intelligent, well grounded, and mature vibe. While they're (guys) looking for something quick, fun and unattached. Maybe you're not spending your time in the right locations. Or maybe you just don't look inviting. it doesn't always fall back on beauty, there could be other reasons.
Angelastic_fml 18
Well that should have cheered you up. You don't have to deal with random weirdos that don't know anything about you asking you out.
heythere777 0
Awwwww im so sorry, but hey dont be sad guys are dumb butts and you just keep on walkin with your head up high knowing that your beautiful!! :)
bedbeawsome 3
Fag
graphicstyle7 17
Confidence has a lot more to do with being asked out than women want to believe... take it from a former "undatable".
totheforest84 4
Some debates seem like a waste of time. Being found attracted by the opposite sex is a very primitive need. As species you are wired deeply to procreate. To do so attraction is needed. That is why there is so much pressure. Media travels fast these days. Just like Daniel Tosh said these poor girls have all been raised to think they are princesses (which they are not.)
penguindude82 2
Being hit on is rarely, if ever, about your attractiveness. It's usually more about approachability. A lack of confidence is often mistaken for being stuck up or in a bad mood. Do something to feel better about yourself, and dismiss the opinions of others. You'll be surprised at the results.
lopecrit 7
That shit always happens to me to. Like when my bff is in front of me all the guys will stare at her.
Camo788 0
Then ask a guy out why does he have to ask you out?
blackman100 20
ASW. It means that you are an attention seeking *****. There are plenty of people who would love to be with you. You're probably looking for guys in the "popular" crowd. Look for the true guys back in the friendzone where you left them