Today, I was telling my best friend that I was feeling unattractive, and that I never get asked out. As she was trying to make me feel better, we were interrupted by a stranger trying to hit on her. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I walked up to my friend and slapped her ass, because that’s what we always do. Turns out, it wasn’t my friend, it was a total stranger. FML
Today, I introduced the girl I was talking to my best friend, and we all hung out. Until this day, her and I were doing great. After my friend left, she started gushing about how hot he is. He wasn't hitting on her at all. I reminded her that, and that he has a girlfriend. She was calm, but visibly upset. FML
Today, I saw a beautiful girl at the bar. I attempted to be friendly and hit her up for a chat. She called me a “creep” and told me to get lost. A few moments later, another guy does the exact same thing I did and she smiled and kept flirting. FML
Today, while I was out shopping, a fairly hideous-looking woman stormed up to me and accused me of ogling her, saying, "As if I'd ever date you!" Less than a minute later, she'd somehow managed to bully me into falsely admitting to it and apologizing. FML
Today, I went downtown with my friends. A group of guys came up to us and started hitting on everyone except me. Then one of them said, "Do you girls hang out with her to make yourselves look better?" FML
Today, I was walking down the street to go to the movies, when I got punched in the back of the head. When I turned around, a stranger said, "HAHA! It's punch a random person day!" When I asked him why he chose me, he replied "You're ugly." FML
Today, my friend told me she saw the girl I like at a single's night after I'd asked her out and rejecting me, for being in a complicated relationship. FML
Today, I was walking to the shops when I saw my friend about 10 metres in front of me, waiting at the traffic lights, by herself. Jokingly, I shouted out "Who's that really ugly person waiting at the lights?" The girl turned around. It wasn't my friend. FML
Today, on the way to work, I was punched in the balls by a complete stranger. FML
Today, I told my friend I would pay him to ask out the ugliest girl he knew. He asked out my girlfriend. FML
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RedPillSucks 33
That's when you busted a move and asked the stranger out, right? Right??? Take control of your destiny.
ColdplaySucks 18
Is feeling attractive the only thing people strive for these days?
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Comments (162)
lukemack 4
I live in Australia there are to many attention seeking girls like you maybe stop being one and someone will ask you out.
downtime 13
I feel bad for the guys in the single scene of todays generation in Australia. A lot of girls around here are absolute princesses, and offer very little themselves. It's really quite sad, but eventually they will hit their late 20's/early 30's...
SqueakyChipmunk 22
Yes. Your organs defiantly count.
Calyx_fml 22
A good 80% of attractiveness is in attitude and preparation. There are plenty if technically unattractive people that get lots of attention because of how they present themselves. Ask your friend for a makeover and some flirting lessons.
rockerlove2013 6
I understand you babe, its a rough life but no worries your time will come, everything happends for a reason :) chin up
Wayne913 13
Lots of guys would say yes if you asked. Just open yourself up.
Hershey903 5
I don't see why people these days think that the guy MUST ask out the girl, and vice versa is frowned upon. If you like anyone, just go up to them and ask them out. Don't worry about what anyone else says :)
ma12r 22
Don't worry about what other people think their opinions do not matter you are beautiful in every way shape and form. Don't let things like that get you down. There is a man who is just dying to spend the rest of their life with you. You need to go out and find him though things won't always come to you.
ittybitttyme 8
Beauty is confidence!
RoperGirl203 9
Hey don't worry about it! Being "unattractive", if thats what you call it, just means that there is a special guy out there for you. One that will be head over heels in love with you:) and also remember: eveything works out in the end. If it's not working out, it's not the end!
jailbait20 1
Yep I've been there my friend