Today, I was telling my best friend that I was feeling unattractive, and that I never get asked out. As she was trying to make me feel better, we were interrupted by a stranger trying to hit on her. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I walked up to my friend and slapped her ass, because that’s what we always do. Turns out, it wasn’t my friend, it was a total stranger. FML
Today, I introduced the girl I was talking to my best friend, and we all hung out. Until this day, her and I were doing great. After my friend left, she started gushing about how hot he is. He wasn't hitting on her at all. I reminded her that, and that he has a girlfriend. She was calm, but visibly upset. FML
Today, I saw a beautiful girl at the bar. I attempted to be friendly and hit her up for a chat. She called me a “creep” and told me to get lost. A few moments later, another guy does the exact same thing I did and she smiled and kept flirting. FML
Today, while I was out shopping, a fairly hideous-looking woman stormed up to me and accused me of ogling her, saying, "As if I'd ever date you!" Less than a minute later, she'd somehow managed to bully me into falsely admitting to it and apologizing. FML
Today, I went downtown with my friends. A group of guys came up to us and started hitting on everyone except me. Then one of them said, "Do you girls hang out with her to make yourselves look better?" FML
Today, I was walking down the street to go to the movies, when I got punched in the back of the head. When I turned around, a stranger said, "HAHA! It's punch a random person day!" When I asked him why he chose me, he replied "You're ugly." FML
Today, my friend told me she saw the girl I like at a single's night after I'd asked her out and rejecting me, for being in a complicated relationship. FML
Today, I was walking to the shops when I saw my friend about 10 metres in front of me, waiting at the traffic lights, by herself. Jokingly, I shouted out "Who's that really ugly person waiting at the lights?" The girl turned around. It wasn't my friend. FML
Today, on the way to work, I was punched in the balls by a complete stranger. FML
Today, I told my friend I would pay him to ask out the ugliest girl he knew. He asked out my girlfriend. FML
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Top comments
RedPillSucks 33
That's when you busted a move and asked the stranger out, right? Right??? Take control of your destiny.
ColdplaySucks 18
Is feeling attractive the only thing people strive for these days?
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Comments (162)
Eiregal2 10
awww pet! you should take a day off and make it all about you,get to the salon,freshen up the hairstyle, get a facial or massage and when you get home put on the sexiest outfit you have and look at you in the mirror. be sure to compliment the reflection. it sounds silly yes. but works!
sillylilly1987 0
ugh isn't that wat u wanted, not really and fml moment don't ya think?...kinda weird wtf
HALAL_fml 0
U are beautiful no matter what someone says
Chandler1Bing 0
U.G.L.Y. U ain't got not allaby! U ugly! what? what? U ugly!
Epikouros 32
That was a seduction technique. Smart guys flirt with ugly girls in order to make their beautiful girlfriends jealous and interested.
Epikouros 32
You're right, #13: if you put out, nobody cares how you look!
turkturkington 13
Stop feeling sorry for yourself. You're perfect just the way you are. CHEESE BUT TRUE. Now go think about useful things before people get annoyed at you.
Tempest559 12
You need to start hanging out with ugly people to make you look better in comparison.
Haven74 6
Sounds like my "weight loss" plan.... Gonna make yummy foods to feed everyone around me til they're fat, so I'll look thinner by comparison.
WTFTravis 5
well your only option now is to be as slutty as you can,haha
emspurplefin 6
i know the feeling. definite FML moment right there.