Today, I was telling my best friend that I was feeling unattractive, and that I never get asked out. As she was trying to make me feel better, we were interrupted by a stranger trying to hit on her. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I walked up to my friend and slapped her ass, because that’s what we always do. Turns out, it wasn’t my friend, it was a total stranger. FML
Today, I introduced the girl I was talking to my best friend, and we all hung out. Until this day, her and I were doing great. After my friend left, she started gushing about how hot he is. He wasn't hitting on her at all. I reminded her that, and that he has a girlfriend. She was calm, but visibly upset. FML
Today, I saw a beautiful girl at the bar. I attempted to be friendly and hit her up for a chat. She called me a “creep” and told me to get lost. A few moments later, another guy does the exact same thing I did and she smiled and kept flirting. FML
Today, while I was out shopping, a fairly hideous-looking woman stormed up to me and accused me of ogling her, saying, "As if I'd ever date you!" Less than a minute later, she'd somehow managed to bully me into falsely admitting to it and apologizing. FML
Today, I went downtown with my friends. A group of guys came up to us and started hitting on everyone except me. Then one of them said, "Do you girls hang out with her to make yourselves look better?" FML
Today, I was walking down the street to go to the movies, when I got punched in the back of the head. When I turned around, a stranger said, "HAHA! It's punch a random person day!" When I asked him why he chose me, he replied "You're ugly." FML
Today, my friend told me she saw the girl I like at a single's night after I'd asked her out and rejecting me, for being in a complicated relationship. FML
Today, I was walking to the shops when I saw my friend about 10 metres in front of me, waiting at the traffic lights, by herself. Jokingly, I shouted out "Who's that really ugly person waiting at the lights?" The girl turned around. It wasn't my friend. FML
Today, on the way to work, I was punched in the balls by a complete stranger. FML
Today, I told my friend I would pay him to ask out the ugliest girl he knew. He asked out my girlfriend. FML
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RedPillSucks 33
That's when you busted a move and asked the stranger out, right? Right??? Take control of your destiny.
ColdplaySucks 18
Is feeling attractive the only thing people strive for these days?
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Comments (162)
sensoon15 7
Must've been an awkward situation. Cheer up, you'll find love someday. Or, you could be a bitch and say "my friends a lesbian but I'm available" just to get the stranger.
stevenmx86 8
What? She's supposed to be ugly because you're insecure?
perdix 31
Don't have a hot best friend. Problem solved. Befriend a herd of fat, ugly girlfriends, so you'll look hot by comparison. You'll have no trouble getting male attention. Of course, the quality of man who trolls the herds of uglies for companionship is often quite low and inebriated.
perdix 31
Et tu, Brutē?
couturedoll 7
Ever hear of making the first move?
Hansemans 17
So true. If you are looking for someone who cares for who you are, and waiting gets only those who care for what you look like, sounds like there's a better strategy than passively waiting.
couturedoll 7
If she wants a boyfriend, then she should go and ask out a boy. Don't always wait for the guy to make the move. If you want happiness, then go do something that'll make it happen.
Calyx_fml 22
16, you are epic! Listen up OP.
tony1891 22
should go out more. be around the guys. someone out there is interested in you. have faith.
taytay7878 0
Nice profile pic hahaha
olivetree_616 6
Well if she lets it happen I don't see why you call her your friend
couturedoll 7
Well what's her friend supposed to do about it? If she's attractive, then there's bound to be many people flirting with her. Is she just supposed to hire a bunch of guys to ask out OP?
RedPillSucks 33
OP didn't say that the best friend acted badly. She can't stop people from asking her out. It's how she responds that tells the tale and that part is left out of the FML, so we can't assume.
smilepatrol 7
It's their loss! I bet you're awesome.
perdix 31
Then, you shoved your skinny, little friend out of the way and said to the stranger, "Here's my number, so call me, maybe." If he's not immediately impressed, go with "I'm sexy and I know it." Get to the wiggly part quickly. I shoulda been a life coach.
DaBugg 7
Can i have ya number!? Can i have it? Can i have ya number!? Can i have it!?
hen 3
Wakakakakakaka. ROTFL :D You would make a really good life coach*
DaBugg 7
Go get fake ****!!...That usually helps ugly chicks out!
DracoSpirita 21
Nowhere in the FML does it say that OP is ugly. And how do you know breast implants would work? Douche.
supersmeg12345 10
Yeah your ugly. Deal with it. Uggo
tony1891 22
Hey dude. Here's an idea. Next time you decide to post hateful remarks. Don't. Instead. Go buy you a stick of dynamite. Shove it in your sphincter. And light the fuse. OK? Thanks.
FMMFL1992 3
I guess Alan got to this comment
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FMMFL1992 3
Looks like Alan go to this comment. Ps stop deleting this.