Today, I went downtown with my friends. A group of guys came up to us and started hitting on everyone except me. Then one of them said, "Do you girls hang out with her to make yourselves look better?" FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I was at a club with my friends, when a group of guys approached us. It got quiet for a second, and I heard one of them say, "It's okay, I've got the fat one this time," then walk over and start talking to me. FML
Today, I was downtown with my boyfriend around Noon when we walked past a few guys who shouted out to me "You're the most beautiful girl we've seen all day". My boyfriend's response was "It's still early." FML
Today, I was walking towards a group of guys playing basketball, who stopped and stared at me while saying, "Daaaamn..." As I passed them, one of them said, "She looked hotter from a distance." FML
Today, my boyfriend and I were downtown when he pointed to a girl and said he wished I dressed more like she did. She was obviously a hooker. FML
Today, I went to a bar with my best friend, and some guys came up to us and started flirting with her and offering her a drink. I felt a bit left out and started joking that "I'm thirsty too". One guy looked at me, cringed and said, "No, I don't buy drinks for weird girls." FML
Today, I went to a nearby nightclub with some friends and the girl I've been flirting for weeks. We were having a good time until this girl and two of her friends got back complaining about some "drunk-old-perverts harassing them". It looks like my dad and his friends are having a good time too. FML
Today, I was telling my best friend that I was feeling unattractive, and that I never get asked out. As she was trying to make me feel better, we were interrupted by a stranger trying to hit on her. FML
Today, I took my best friend out for a night in town, after he got dumped by his girlfriend recently. As we were walking around, we passed a group of hot women, a couple who were checking him out. Trying to be encouraging, I said "He's single!" and winked. One of the girls was his ex-girlfriend. FML
Today, I went to the mall with my mom. We were in American Eagle shopping for spring clothes, when a few good looking guys walked by and whistled at me. I smiled at them. They were checking out my mom, not me. FML
Today, I was talking with some of my friends who are girls. They were all complaining about how there was no good boys left to ask to the Sadie Hawkins Dance. Hoping for an invite I mentioned I was still available. They just laughed at me and invited me to come dress shopping with them. FML
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Top comments
novair 5
ass
carathemermaid 3
I'd have slapped the taste out of his mouth...
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novair 5
ass
WhatTheFuq 0
Hole
Shutuptroll 0
Is exactly what she looks like.
etanman 5
u dun got moderated
Sydknee 8
lmfao 21!
TheRealFamilyGuy 5
there always one ugly chick in a group of hotties it's like a unspoken rule or something.
tweetbaby14 18
no, 106, it's just something that some people, like myself, do. it's another one of those things that's done to make us females( rarely males) look better. ugly people are like an accessory to the more fashionable/ beautiful.
Lady_Tahtahs 0
No, 106 is pretty much right.
thisgirl2u 9
# 113 you've made my head hurt a little and I feel sorry for your inability to treat people as people and not objects... :(
tweetbaby14 18
I like my attitude just the way it is and I don't ever plan on changing for your approval. don't like what I have to say? then go back to fantasy land. not that hard to go back to living the sheltered life. also don't try and pretend like I'm the only person that does that. you probably know of others that do the same. I'm selfish my friends know that.
HencetheLove 0
so are you the ugly one?
Ilikegirlswithbi 0
113, you're a buttaface now shutup
stephanie0613 0
hahah I agree with everyone else 113 needs to shut the hell up. I bet she is the ugly one in her group that's the only reason people would hang out with someone as rude and obnoxious as her just to make themselves look better, and I don't understand how 124 is in fantasy land. You are just a bitch.
tweetbaby14 18
it's cute how when I say something a bunch of people gang up on me and tell me I'm a bitch that needs to shut up. then it's even more cute how people call me ugly when I just stated that I do have some ugly friends that I hang out with. this is how I act for my own reasons; if you do not like it, that's tough. calling me a bitch and telling me to shut up does not phase me either; I've been called much worse and told I'm things that I'm not by people I see everyday.
iwadasn 33
It's cute how you criticize people for doing the exact same thing that you do.
mysticwater 0
"ugly people you hang out with" that you consider fashion accessories? and you're whining that everyone is ganging up on you? maybe change your attitude and treat people as humans instead of objects to use to your benefit. I'm sure OPs friends hang out with her for a reason; like she's a good person/friend? to even consider someone useable or of materialistic value to make yourself feel better is pathetic and deplorable makes me feel sad for your "friends".
SMD_emilyy 1
lmao. 141 is so ******* gross.
krip 2
lol 113 looks like a dude
darkzexs 0
Is 141 a guy? he looks looks gay.
something224 6
Its the truth. If you dont realize it . . . you're the ugly one.
Humanspider 18
you win the game
ChaCerCam 14
Canadians aren't supposed to be mean though.
xstaticdelta 6
oh shit
FYLminerocks 7
I find this comment highly relevant to the comment above.
VeeVengeance 0
as do I, since shit does come from the anus.
KingDingALing 9
Did you know that girls pee from their anus? I'm a ******* genius! :D
btnhdude 0
veevengeances pic is sickeningly hilarious
sexyschmergel 0
oink
eftup 9
shirt for the homeless?
eftup 9
she's probably underage so you can keep staring... pedo
eftup 9
anyways you love boners, according to your name that is...
ShadyFTW1 0
eftup, stop trying so hard.
WhatTheFuq 0
Eftup 3 comments 0 laughs. Isn't it time you give up?
eftup 9
75 buy a real shirt... lol made myself laugh
hairt 4
82 what's wrong with his? it's a sleeveless one. is it not considered a type of NORMAL clothing?
rkdtd1 0
Well.. Your a dog! Which makes sleeveless man better than you.
tacobird123 7
That's a sign that you need more self confidence :).
that1guyyy 12
no i think it's just a sign that she's ugly
tacobird123 7
Hey who knows? Maybe op is "cute", but her friends are bombshell drop-dead gorgeous.
SmallTownCutie 0
...or maybe shes pretty also, but is really fat.
KiddNYC1O 22
Or maybe she meets douchebag socialites.
warpig182 0
what does self confidence have to do with anything
VikingPrincess19_fml 9
being confident in oneself makes oneself more attractive to others
sweetcheeksjvl 0
Ouch OP sorry fyl
skid1996 0
it's because ur from novia scotia!
zombieglamour_fml 0
exactly lol
alex1432 9
Nova Scotia**
Nickolazx 0
Wow..... You gotta be ugly!!! FYL
carathemermaid 3
I'd have slapped the taste out of his mouth...
skid1996 0
u look like cher
starile 20
and not in a good way D:
C6Racer 0
Get less ugly.
sarah48_fml 0
there's always one less attractive girl in the group.
abbeymcnally 0
Right? You girls need to get more self respect.
Muffinzz11 7
you girls are freaking mean. beauty shouldn't be measured by whats on the outside but by what's on the inside.
Lurked 4
122 . that was actually really nice o.O strange seeing that on here :P
EllieB123 5
Yeah, it's called a DUFF. Designated Ugly Fat Friend. Duh. (:
YacL 15
I thought Duff was that beer brand from the Simpsons... haven't watched that show in a while.
RockstarRN 10
How's it feel to be her?
Coreytheb0ss 0
it's definitely not you Sarah;)
FarrahSayzRawrrr 0
Awww day reallly souks!!!!! I would of been like do u hang around with them 2 make u feel better!!!!!
Wizardroxx 3
Yes, that souks. Anyways, OP, just because they didn't flirt with you, that doesn't mean that you're ugly... maybe you're not their type. :(
jwest850 0
you know your "insult" basically said, you are good looking and your friends are ugly.
master_blaster 0
I agree
rlatpffl86 0
95, I was just going to say that, haha.
Camerone453 14
Wow nice grammar and spelling. Thumbs up to you