Today, I attended my girlfriend's mother's wake. When I walked up the three-step platform the casket was on, I tripped, fell over the edge of the casket, and head-butted her mother's corpse. The adhesive holding one of her eyes came undone. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I attended my mom's funeral, who was the only person who ever truly supported me. During the funeral, the cemetery representative told me he was sure the hole was dug to specification, while at the same moment the casket got caught on the ground and tipped, dropping her 6ft down. FML
Today, I drunkenly buried my girlfriend's recently deceased cat. Later she asked to see it and came back inside crying. It turns out I didn't bury it completely and its two back legs were poking out of the dirt. FML
Today, I was the bridesmaid for my dad and stepmum's wedding. As I was walking down the aisle, I tripped and fell over my high heels, hit my head on the armrest of a wooden chair on the way down, then passed out. I now have a concussion and a broken ankle. The wedding went on without me. FML
Today, I walked into my upstairs bathroom to find my mom's new boyfriend eating soup, naked on the toilet. In shock, I stepped back and fell down a flight of stairs, backwards, and hit my head on wall, leaving a dent in it. FML
Today, at my mom's wedding, I tripped as I was walking down the aisle. I was holding the train of her dress. It ripped. FML
Today, my mom bumped into a table with a glass vase on it. Seeing that the vase was about to fall, I lunged to catch it. Before I got there, the vase fell and shattered, resulting in me diving into the broken shards. FML
Today, I was trying to sneak home from a party. Instead, I head-butted a glass door and woke my mother up. FML
Today, at my job as a funeral director, I fell ass over heels into the grave in front of a hundred mourners and an unamused Catholic priest. FML
Today, I fell down the stairs while holding some dirty glasses from my room. I ended up pulling pieces of glass from my body. Meanwhile all my mom cares about is the fact that I broke three of her favorite glasses. FML
Today, I stood too fast, got dizzy, and fell over. I fell on the grandmother of the bride, pushing her into the wedding cake table. Cake ruined, grandmother in hospital for a broken arm, and everybody mad at me. FML
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nick_mcc105 3
Its like something out of an Adam Sandler movie...I'm so sorry.
Bricktothehead 21
An eye-opening experience?
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Comments (21)
TheBrenster 2
Oh man... Come to show your support, and end up revealing the mortician's support instead... Sad day. F everyone's lives. Yours included.
Bricktothehead 21
An eye-opening experience?
Arjunkanagal 12
That was really good.. Lol
nick_mcc105 3
Its like something out of an Adam Sandler movie...I'm so sorry.
lilchica22001 22
Omg! I think at that point I would have volunteered to be buried along with the casket. Yikes OP!
RichardPencil 32
She'll be keeping an eye out for you;)
cuz803 46
I hope your gf never heard of an eye for an eye. Keep and eye on her OP btw sorry for your lost
jcash52426 5
When she start hunting you, you will know why!
BrianCMullin 3
Did you just get winked at by a dead person?
CrazyJolteon 0
**shivers intensely**
PennyLane27 32
Welp, that one's going to haunt you for a while!