Today, I was having sex with my girlfriend for the first time in over a month. When I came, I thrust one last time and let out a huge fart. She couldn't keep her mouth shut about it, and now all our friends keep calling me "CumFart". FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I decided to treat my girlfriend by eating her out. After a while I thought she was going to cum, but instead she farted in my mouth. FML
Today, after weeks of no sex, my boyfriend finally decided to have sex with me. While we were getting into it I accidentally farted in his face while his mouth was open. No more sex for me. FML
Today, for the very first time I got it on with my girlfriend. Unfortunately, afterwards I had a terrible tummy ache and let out a very noisy fart. I'm not sure she'll still be my girlfriend tomorrow. FML
Today, I had sex with my boyfriend. When we finished, he mentioned that he made me queef. I didn’t have the heart to tell him I actually farted during sex. FML
Today, was the day my girlfriend and I tried to 69 for the first time. Today is also the day I learned that I'm physically incapable of maintaining an erection after someone farts in my face. FML
Today, I was having 'goodbye' sex with my boyfriend. Now for the next four months he's going to remember our last time as the one where I farted and couldn't stop laughing. FML
Today, my boyfriend came over for the first time and we were alone. He was being super romantic and snuggling with me, and then out of nowhere he let out the biggest fart I've ever heard. He then explained how I should try to compete with it. FML
Today, my boyfriend and I tried to have sex, but every time he thrust into me, he farted. Loud, smelly, wet farts. After a minute, I shoved him off and demanded he take a dump. After a full five minutes of loud diarrhea, he came back to bed, his ass stinking of sewage. My pussy dried up so fast… FML
Today, my mother and girlfriend were joking around and talking about the embarrassing things I've done. After they'd had a lengthy conversation, my girlfriend mentioned, "And he always farts during sex." FML
Today, my girlfriend and I did a 69 for the first time and I was on the bottom. When she orgasmed, not only did she fart, a bit of poo came out with the fart, and actually went up my nose. I’ve gone through a whole box of tissues blowing my nose, but I can still smell it. FML
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homesuckfucker 28
I'm sorry your girlfriend would be so disrespectful. Things that happen in an intimate situation should remain intimate. Did you let her know it makes you uncomfortable? Communication is important in a relationship, after all. Perhaps she could convince your friends to stop. If not, they'll forget about it once it stops being entertaining. Pretend it doesn't bother you! Play along with it! That's how you shake off elementary school bullies, and they seem to be at about that level of maturity.
LaColombianita 26
Lmao that's hilarious, but I definitely would have kept that as an inside joke between the 2 of you only..
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Comments (97)
ShelbyLynn98 11
That honestly was the funniest thing I've ever heard. not the fact that it happend just that they called you cumfart. don't take it so seriously though, laugh at yourself.
mike762414 6
Own that shit, bro! You fart when you cum, so do 90% of guys out there, since we lose control of our rectal muscles during ******. Own that shit!
reaxion 25
Wow, i understand how uncumfartable that must make you feel OP, but just let it slide.
Lena__24 3
That's not a very nice girlfriend you have there...
star_dust_babe 12
Tell them something embarrassing that has happened to her ?
dani27j 2
Hahaha that's hilarious! It's fmls like these that make me wish there was a "like" button. I've been w my bf for 3 1/2 years now and, honestly, we love each other so much that we would just be cracking up and saying "It was THAT good!" If you love each other it doesn't matter one bit, OP, it's just life =)
spoo 24
Tell her friends she makes you uncomfortable screaming "daddy" when she climaxes?
Blah123459876 3
these comments are awsome on this one
Thekingofhell 9
Too bad you didn't sneeze at the same time, if you did you'd travel back to the future
ipickedup 14
I think your username is a good course of action