Today, my mom and step-dad tore my room apart looking for the stash of drugs they thought I had. I've never touched drugs in my life, and I guess they believe me now. Didn't stop them from making me clean up the mess they made, though. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I came home to find my room completely torn apart. My mom and dad start yelling at me asking me why I am doing drugs because she found a tiny baggie on the floor. It was the little bag that spare buttons come in when you buy a dress shirt. FML
Today, I found out that the only reason my parents have been letting me hang out with my friends so late is so they can search my room for drugs. FML
Today, my mother topped someone's story of their child's problems by saying I'm on drugs. This resulted in people showing up to stage an intervention for me. She made the whole thing up and I've never used drugs, but no one believes me. FML
Today, my dad tore my room apart for the second time, looking for drug-making equipment. His reasoning is that I must be dealing drugs, because I'm a chemistry major who likes to watch Breaking Bad. FML
Today, my psychotic step-dad asked me if I'm doing drugs. I replied with a massive amount of sarcasm: "Yeah, all of 'em. Especially meth." He flipped out, searched my room top to bottom, then grounded me "for good" until I tell him where I hid the supposed drugs. FML
Today, my house was raided for drugs. I had to find out my father is a drug dealer. The cops then told me this wasn't their first time here, but it was the first time I was home to see it. They said it was nice to finally meet me. FML
Today, my mom told me she's a drug addict, sold my bed to buy meth, and then lectured me about how I should be okay with it. FML
Today, my mom found my weed stash and went berserk, grounding me and saying she's going to have my bedroom door removed. Less than an hour later, I found her laughing and smoking the same stash with my dad in the backyard. FML
Today, my crazy drug-addict mother kicked me out of the house after siding with my crazy, drug-addict aunt, who'd just threatened to slit my throat. FML
Today, I found my mom throwing my very expensive and important medication down the toilet. She thought I was doing drugs. FML
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davisjenny81 30
Well guess you have to clean not only your rooms but your parents trust towards you. What I'd like to know is why they thought that.
emmatheamazingx 17
Parents will go to the fullest until proven wrong
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Comments (49)
davisjenny81 30
Well guess you have to clean not only your rooms but your parents trust towards you. What I'd like to know is why they thought that.
michaelaranda 28
Some parents are just really paranoid and worried for their kids
davisjenny81 30
Yeah. I'm fifteen and My mom won't let me go anywhere without an adult with my friends. Not the mall, not the park that's literally a block away not even just to their houses. Basically I'm treated like a six year old in a teenage body
desoxyn242 14
That sucks dude. My friends and I never took that shit as kids. We called our parents a bitch, we never gave a ****.
randomname98 22
My parents would've beat my ass into next week if I called them anything like that.
Mynamewontfi 40
Wow 19, Aren't you a tough boy for calling your parents a bitch. Anyway, @14 it's nice to know that your parents care so much about you, but they are taking being protective way too far.
Kielnmsoftly 26
I remember my freshman year of Highschool I went to the first home football game. When I got home, my dad sniffed (like I swear he turned into a breathalizer) me and made me look him in the eyes and say I didn't do drugs. I've never done drugs in my entire life.
imyy 20
Maybe because of his FML username?
emmatheamazingx 17
Parents will go to the fullest until proven wrong
desoxyn242 14
They are legal stalkers
Sammeydw 22
Only problem with many adults once an idea is in there mind, nothing even the truth can change there mind.
Killswitchknot 20
Parents are crazy sometimes. To think that most of us are going to be parents is frightening
Zacky_Chan 22
Just sit down, give them a smirk when they are searching and freak them outXD
jsrf 8
That would actully make the situation worse since they would of thougt that OP moved it or something
BntyHntrSeattle 30
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Well, they trust you again. That's extremely valuable. They were just looking out for you, in a way.
milehigh52 22
The thing is parents like this will do it again in a week. They feel they have done nothing wrong which is probably why they made OP clean the mess.
BntyHntrSeattle 30
"I guess they believe me now."
CallMeWindSock 24
Have you given them a reason not to trust you before?
devildog562 33
Get a whole lot of powdered sugar into little baggies and put them into their cars. Probably shouldn't do this but it'd be funny .
swaglesshipster 23
Well... At least they care enough to look... And look... And look
thonyan 5
Take a bunch of green leaves, and leave them to dry. Then crush them, and put them in little bags. Hide them in your parent's room and listen to their argument.
Killz268 18
oh god, I have deal with that every time I leave the house. my mom's boyfriend thinks I deal drugs lol
GunSlinger69 19
I hate parents like that