thedancer5
Canada
Goodbye
Today, my boyfriend dumped me by writing a breakup note with permanent marker on my newly painted bedroom wall. FML
Collection
Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Same thing different taste
Anonymous
Venezuela
Today, my boyfriend broke up with me by spray-painting it on my locker. FML
Anonymous
United Kingdom
Today, my boyfriend dumped me by writing "we're through fat slob" on my forehead whilst I was asleep in permanent marker. FML
rplovez
Canada
Today, my boyfriend broke up with me by covering my car with post-it notes that read "it's you not me." FML
Emily
Arlington, United States
Today, my boyfriend of four years broke up with me by writing on my bathroom mirror in Sharpie. What did he write? "Hi, I'm Emily. I'm fat, ugly, and now single." FML
Anonymous
United States
Today, my girlfriend broke up with me by putting a Post-it note on my locker that said, "Consider yourself dumped." FML
back to creepers
Worcester, United Kingdom
Pixels
Today, my boyfriend broke up with me via a sign he made in front of my Minecraft house. FML
rotezora
Basel, Switzerland
Today, my boyfriend broke up with me by rapping in a voicemail. FML
Anonymous
Qu?bec, Canada
Today, my girlfriend of 3 years broke up with me by taping a breakup note to my doorstep and ding-dong-ditching me. FML
Anonymous
United States
Today, my boyfriend broke up with me. He let me know by shaving "CYA" into my dog's fur and then moving out before I got home from work. FML
Anonymous
United Kingdom
Today, my boyfriend broke up with me, by text, while we were in the same room. FML
Top comments
vickiejiang1990 0
What a jerk!! I'd permeant scar his face
nleighane 0
You should key a note on his car commenting on how little his dick is, just sayin. Sorry to hear that
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Comments (221)
TheSchizoPsycho 5
I'd go to dollar general store and buy Awesome. It cleans damn near anything. I had sharpie on a light oak table. It wiped right off
phsycobitch 0
Rubbin alcohol will get it off.
ih82bl8 2
Sue for vandalism
lilmillion22 5
Guess the break up is permanent. Pretty clever if you ask me!
rattusrattus 19
Tattoo your angry rebuttal onto his torso. Place the part about his 'useless mancarrot' and 'noxious pubic odors' above the appropriate parts. For vengence tattoos, I suggest this font: Papyrus, 12pt.
HomeAl0ne 20
Not Comic Sans MS?
rattusrattus 19
Comic Sans is overused as a terrible typeface. Papyrus is used by pretentious people, and thus the 'AAAAAAAAAAAAAEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEERRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRGH!!!!!!!!!!' factor is increased.
mandihbew 0
what a dick. I would buy him a *****, smile, and shove it up his ass.
Glambert_lover 5
Make him paint your wall and redo ur entire room!!!' ?
J_Shorty_17 6
you do realise you can rub it off with rubbing alcohol even with lysol... but yeah, that sucks!
drdna 0
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAH. You know how to pick em
JPLovesAnimals 4
Paint it. Then paint his face.