thedancer5
Canada
Goodbye
Today, my boyfriend dumped me by writing a breakup note with permanent marker on my newly painted bedroom wall. FML
Collection
Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Same thing different taste
Anonymous
Venezuela
Today, my boyfriend broke up with me by spray-painting it on my locker. FML
Anonymous
United Kingdom
Today, my boyfriend dumped me by writing "we're through fat slob" on my forehead whilst I was asleep in permanent marker. FML
rplovez
Canada
Today, my boyfriend broke up with me by covering my car with post-it notes that read "it's you not me." FML
Emily
Arlington, United States
Today, my boyfriend of four years broke up with me by writing on my bathroom mirror in Sharpie. What did he write? "Hi, I'm Emily. I'm fat, ugly, and now single." FML
Anonymous
United States
Today, my girlfriend broke up with me by putting a Post-it note on my locker that said, "Consider yourself dumped." FML
back to creepers
Worcester, United Kingdom
Pixels
Today, my boyfriend broke up with me via a sign he made in front of my Minecraft house. FML
rotezora
Basel, Switzerland
Today, my boyfriend broke up with me by rapping in a voicemail. FML
Anonymous
Qu?bec, Canada
Today, my girlfriend of 3 years broke up with me by taping a breakup note to my doorstep and ding-dong-ditching me. FML
Anonymous
United States
Today, my boyfriend broke up with me. He let me know by shaving "CYA" into my dog's fur and then moving out before I got home from work. FML
Anonymous
United Kingdom
Today, my boyfriend broke up with me, by text, while we were in the same room. FML
Top comments
vickiejiang1990 0
What a jerk!! I'd permeant scar his face
nleighane 0
You should key a note on his car commenting on how little his dick is, just sayin. Sorry to hear that
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Comments (221)
Joui_fml 11
Learn to find better and more intelligent men.
xxlowsnip3rxx 16
paint over it smarts
princesssoapy 4
what a dickbag
Jewhawk96 1
you could always paint over it
Journiexo 18
What a douche...
LatterDaySaint 12
I know on plastic and glass surfaces, using a dry erase marker over top of the permanent marker will make it erasable. Might have the same effect on the wall?
gatorgirl7563 22
That's vandalism. Either he pays for the repair or you get him arrested. Make him pay for the cost of the amount of paint it will take to cover his graffiti and for the time you spend painting it. Add an extra layer of paint, just to be *sure* it doesn't bleed through to charge him for more materials. Watch paint dry... with a working tv nearby to charge him for more of your time.
catlover5299 18
Rubbing alcohol gets it off.