Goodbye
Today, my boyfriend dumped me by writing a breakup note with permanent marker on my newly painted bedroom wall. FML
Today, my boyfriend dumped me by writing a breakup note with permanent marker on my newly painted bedroom wall. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
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vickiejiang1990 0
What a jerk!! I'd permeant scar his face
nleighane 0
You should key a note on his car commenting on how little his dick is, just sayin. Sorry to hear that
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Comments (221)
jren207 24
At least it wasn't spray paint.
123jade456 0
what a douche
gymnstemily92 0
Oh my gosh I would be mad! I'm srry:(
iruelissparky 10
How would you get back at him??
oh_hi_there 1
You could use your internet time much more effectively by googling how to fix the problem. There are plenty of ways to remove permanent marker stains, at least to an extent where you can paint over it without it showing through the paint.
steph2052 4
Use hairspray. It works :)
maddie2015 0
Jerk!!
_Allstar_ 2
What a jerk!! Key his car or something worse if thats possible! If all else fails paint over it so you might be able to forget about it! But get revenge first! muahh ha ha ha >:]
ciwanski 0
Magic eraser should get that out.
deviable 9
get him to pay for the redo.
paigeorose92 4
Wow, that's worse than breaking up with someone via post-it!