thedancer5
Canada
Goodbye
Today, my boyfriend dumped me by writing a breakup note with permanent marker on my newly painted bedroom wall. FML
Collection
Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Same thing different taste
Anonymous
Venezuela
Today, my boyfriend broke up with me by spray-painting it on my locker. FML
Anonymous
United Kingdom
Today, my boyfriend dumped me by writing "we're through fat slob" on my forehead whilst I was asleep in permanent marker. FML
rplovez
Canada
Today, my boyfriend broke up with me by covering my car with post-it notes that read "it's you not me." FML
Emily
Arlington, United States
Today, my boyfriend of four years broke up with me by writing on my bathroom mirror in Sharpie. What did he write? "Hi, I'm Emily. I'm fat, ugly, and now single." FML
Anonymous
United States
Today, my girlfriend broke up with me by putting a Post-it note on my locker that said, "Consider yourself dumped." FML
back to creepers
Worcester, United Kingdom
Pixels
Today, my boyfriend broke up with me via a sign he made in front of my Minecraft house. FML
rotezora
Basel, Switzerland
Today, my boyfriend broke up with me by rapping in a voicemail. FML
Anonymous
Qu?bec, Canada
Today, my girlfriend of 3 years broke up with me by taping a breakup note to my doorstep and ding-dong-ditching me. FML
Anonymous
United States
Today, my boyfriend broke up with me. He let me know by shaving "CYA" into my dog's fur and then moving out before I got home from work. FML
Anonymous
United Kingdom
Today, my boyfriend broke up with me, by text, while we were in the same room. FML
Top comments
vickiejiang1990 0
What a jerk!! I'd permeant scar his face
nleighane 0
You should key a note on his car commenting on how little his dick is, just sayin. Sorry to hear that
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Comments (221)
mintgreen 6
Now that he's your ex, feel guilt-free as you sue him for damaging your property.
GypsyHearted 2
Double douche move
GamerMaster2041 12
maybe she is a *****? thats why he dumped her
ugliness 6
paint over it?
sparxva 12
What a girly move. You're better off without him. Have a packagrs of tampins delivered to him at work with a note saying "you need these more than me."
sparxva 12
Sorry - hard to type on an android phone. Should say "package of tampons"
CronosDage 0
Use your keys on his car and then avoid blame by saying "I forgot where you put them to make it go."
joelynsea 0
Bastard! Key his car!!
friedeggyolive 7
Make him pay for you to repaint your room; he damaged your personal property.
ab529 0
Wait till he falls asleep and draw 'somthing' on his face!