thedancer5
Canada
Goodbye
Today, my boyfriend dumped me by writing a breakup note with permanent marker on my newly painted bedroom wall. FML
Collection
Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Same thing different taste
Anonymous
Venezuela
Today, my boyfriend broke up with me by spray-painting it on my locker. FML
Anonymous
United Kingdom
Today, my boyfriend dumped me by writing "we're through fat slob" on my forehead whilst I was asleep in permanent marker. FML
rplovez
Canada
Today, my boyfriend broke up with me by covering my car with post-it notes that read "it's you not me." FML
Emily
Arlington, United States
Today, my boyfriend of four years broke up with me by writing on my bathroom mirror in Sharpie. What did he write? "Hi, I'm Emily. I'm fat, ugly, and now single." FML
Anonymous
United States
Today, my girlfriend broke up with me by putting a Post-it note on my locker that said, "Consider yourself dumped." FML
back to creepers
Worcester, United Kingdom
Pixels
Today, my boyfriend broke up with me via a sign he made in front of my Minecraft house. FML
rotezora
Basel, Switzerland
Today, my boyfriend broke up with me by rapping in a voicemail. FML
Anonymous
Qu?bec, Canada
Today, my girlfriend of 3 years broke up with me by taping a breakup note to my doorstep and ding-dong-ditching me. FML
Anonymous
United States
Today, my boyfriend broke up with me. He let me know by shaving "CYA" into my dog's fur and then moving out before I got home from work. FML
Anonymous
United Kingdom
Today, my boyfriend broke up with me, by text, while we were in the same room. FML
Top comments
vickiejiang1990 0
What a jerk!! I'd permeant scar his face
nleighane 0
You should key a note on his car commenting on how little his dick is, just sayin. Sorry to hear that
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Comments (221)
jlh2283 1
I agree permanent marker his car, seems only fair, but make sure to take a picture of your wall before you do so.
mdizzl 6
what an asshole. sen him a pic of you and some other guy.
BighornB 0
Um it's called paint over it and find a new boyfriend. Did he really think that was gonna make a huge deal. It's paint, you can just paint over it duh!
HomeAl0ne 20
Original Poster
MangoRico1 1
Guess you saw the writing on the wall....
Lehk 9
call the cops have him arrested for vandalism
lolital_fml 10
well on the plus side your better off i kinda doubt the guy is a gem of maturity if thats how he breaks up with you
iruelissparky 10
That's well horrible... If you want to get him back do something to something he loves and is his prized possession... And if he asks you what happened act surprised...
jaff23 11
scratch his car
Punkpoptart1119 20
What a douche!! Sorry OP. I hope that you're able to somehow able to exact revenge..