Today, I had some girlfriends over, while my parents were having a party at our house. My drunken dad decided to come down to the basement and show us all his third nipple. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, my dad got drunk at a party and flashed me and my friends. FML
Today, my boyfriend and I were visiting his parents. I'm nervous around them so he encouraged me to drink so I'd loosen up. I got so drunk I tore up all the things in his old room I thought were from ex-girlfriends and accidentally flashed his dad my crotch. FML
Today, my drunken father decided to walk my quiet street naked. FML
Today, it's my birthday. My dad showed up to my birthday dinner wasted, was loud and obnoxious the whole time, sexually harassed our waitress, then invited my annoying, bratty nephews to come home and spend the night with us. They're sleeping in my room. Happy birthday to me. FML
Today, I'm attending a party where drunken women just can't seem to keep their clothes on. Those drunken women are my daughters. FML
Today, I saw my dad naked. How? He came into the room I was staying in, drunk. I'm gonna need a whole lot of therapy. FML
Today, I went to a nearby nightclub with some friends and the girl I've been flirting for weeks. We were having a good time until this girl and two of her friends got back complaining about some "drunk-old-perverts harassing them". It looks like my dad and his friends are having a good time too. FML
Today, I went back home. My drunk mother was screaming at my drunk step-dad about a fight that happened four years ago. My little sister was looking in the mirror practicing her "orgasm face", while the neighbors were dancing outside, coked out and naked. FML
Today, my dad came home drunk and called me hot. FML
Today, I found out that my father, who very recently lost his wife, decided that drunkenly hitting on my long-time boyfriend's mom was a good idea. FML
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Top comments
FireBug24_7 0
What. The. ****?!
mrahhhhh 21
At least he didn't show them his second head :|
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Comments (72)
FireBug24_7 0
What. The. ****?!
Kman23 3
woe
molil_4810 0
trew dat
stephanie0613 0
your dad has a third nipple! gross.
chewbacca69 0
1in 100 people have 3 nipples
bosskidz20 2
what the buck? third nipples? some girlfriends?
tweetbaby14 18
YDI for using a word to mean female friends that hasn't been used by many in over a year. and ew third nipple tell him to use windex; the Greeks use it on everything else and they're just fine.
moonmask 0
45 what is this I don't even
InfiltratedMind 0
my friend has one :D
mcme 0
illustrated FML version of this please?
iatetehrabbit 0
there was a guy in james bond with 3
purpledogs 0
exactlywat i wuz thinkin
smileyxo4 5
Does it open the delivery entrance to the magical land of Narnia?! Friends..? Anyone..? Chandler..? No..? Okay.
evamusical 12
75 - you're awesome, i was looking for a chandler reference!
maddyturkey 0
....... :S
Kanvis78 0
He was waiting for your friends to show him what normal nipples look like.
cr4ckb0n3f4n 0
WIN!
B4SK3TB4IL 0
lmao haha
jkgfdxb 0
hahahahaha this made me lauph so hard. your dad seems pretty cool.
ADL8 0
and you seem pretty hot!
afghan_angel 0
some dad u got there ;)
lostinmymind121 0
At least that's all he showed them.
OwNowBrownCow 0
Nice pic.
mrahhhhh 21
At least he didn't show them his second head :|
KarinaLizeth18 5
LMFAO!! So true!
LeftyPitcher 0
jersey fist pump
smileq6 6
lol that's awesome : )
iSexxxy 0
That's hott.
604 11
lolsies
FYLDeep 26
Got Milk?