Today, I was supposed to have sex with my ex after he’d been out of town for a week. After a lot of build up and sexting last night, I woke up sick and he hurt his leg. It’s like our bodies are telling us not to sleep together. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, a few hours after me and my husband had sex, he mumbled, "This is why I hate sex," as he left to grab some Tylenol. Apparently, he's so out of shape that basic sex made his muscles too sore to sleep. This is the first time in two weeks we've had sex. I'm always the one that has to ask for it. FML
Today, I finally had sex with my live-in boyfriend after a long dry spell. It was passionate and great, until I hurt my back changing positions. Now he refuses to touch me, going as far as sleeping on the couch to give me "enough space". Hello new dry spell. FML
Today, I heard my ex, the woman I am still in love with and want to get back together with, say she had sex with her boyfriend this morning. It affected me so bad, I started getting physically ill. FML
Today, I had sex. The guy texted me an hour later, saying, "That was awkward. Let's not do that again." FML
Today, after a 6 month dry spell, my husband was yet again “too tired” to have sex. I guess I finally found something I miss about my ex. FML
Today, I received a message telling me the guy I was seeing just wasn’t feeling the “vibe”. This would be fine, if he hadn’t given me the best sex, and the only sex I’ve enjoyed, in years and years. FML
Today, I realised it’s been too long since my partner and I have had sex. How do I know? This is the third night in a row he’s humped me in his sleep. FML
Today, I was dead tired and just wanted sleep, so I jumped into bed the second the day's chores were done. Of fucking course, this was the day my fiancée decided to end our eight-week dry spell and came in wearing sexy lingerie. I couldn't stay hard due to exhaustion, and now she's been crying. FML
Today, I'm in the same city as my boyfriend for the first time in two months. My body apparently did not like the idea of me having sex again, as I promptly got a UTI and then the week-long breakthrough bleeding that antibiotics often cause me. The same thing happened the week before he had to move, too. FML
Today, three weeks after a traumatic emergency cesarean section, my husband keeps sulking because sex is the literal last thing I want right now. The fact that my body is still sore and healing is apparently irrelevant when he is horny. FML
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colderthanyou 15
‘... supposed to have sex with my ex...’ Never let that be a thing. Y’all broke up for a reason
manb91uk 22
Well, he is your ex for a reason... Why go and play with broken toys anyway??
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colderthanyou 15
‘... supposed to have sex with my ex...’ Never let that be a thing. Y’all broke up for a reason
EmDizzle2007 28
don't stand in the way of people getting over past bullshit.
no0ne0890 29
I have sex with my ex we broke up amicably and stayed as friends with benefits.
Iamthebanzai22 21
I disagree. Sex with the ex can be fantastic, especially when all the emotional expectations have fallen away and people can just have honest fun together. Of course, it means you have to be on the same page emotionally but heck yeah, go for it!
manb91uk 22
Well, he is your ex for a reason... Why go and play with broken toys anyway??
EmDizzle2007 28
because you don't know why they broke up.
timinator5000 28
neither do you. even if people change there is still the memory that can tarnish at any moment the progress that was made. I'd say 90 percent of the time going back to an ex doesn't work out.
manb91uk 22
You seem to have a vested interest in this post... How's your leg dude?? Feeling any better? 😂
EmDizzle2007 28
not yet, no.
RichardPencil 32
A real man plays in pain! Or maybe,... “He just not that into you.”
Nix188 13
They're an Ex for some reason, imo keep it that way. YDI, life is telling you not to make that poor choice.
weeping_willow 25
Take it as a sign. Ex’s are ex’s for a reason.
raven_of_azarath 35
I agree that in most cases, exes are exes for a reason and should stay that way, however, if it was an amicable break up because it just wasn’t the right time for either of you, but you could get back together in the future, then there’s no problem with this.
blueknight1st 26
It makes no sense to take a step back and get together with your past. Always look forward and always move forward.
Mungolikecandy 19
They are your ex for a reason. Maybe find a new relationship which is moving forward rather than looking back?
Sonotsuave 37
I’ll never understand why people do this. They’re an EX. Stop being so desperate and grow some respect for yourself and move the **** on
donb23 23
I would take that as a sign from God!
jmilam90 9
If he’s your ex, it’s probably best to leave that in that in the past. You should be thanking your bodies for not letting you make the mistake of sleeping with an ex. If you want to sleep together, get back together. If you don’t want to get back together, find someone else to sleep with.