Today, I told to my son that I'm pregnant. After I'd told him, he looked up and yelled, "Fuck this shit!" and walked out of the room. My son is nine years-old. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, my husband and I broke the news that I'm pregnant. Our 8-year-old son's reactions so far have been crying inconsolably, trying to punch me in the stomach, and swearing that he won't let me give him a brother or sister. FML
Today, over a family dinner, my husband and I told everyone that I'm pregnant. My father frowned and said, "Again?", my 9-year-old daughter started crying, and her brother smirked and yelled, "Up the ass, no babies!" FML
Today, my son announced he wants to be a YouTuber, and wants to make videos of himself doing violent things to pregnant women. He’s 9. FML
Today, I called my ex and told him I was pregnant with his child. He was thrilled, going on and on about how much he wanted to be a dad. I had to tell him I was going to abort it. FML
Today, my husband and I sat our 8 year-old son down and gently explained to him that I had a miscarriage and he won't be having a little brother or sister after all. He responded by dancing around the room and celebrating. FML
Today, my husband and I had a huge fight. I have a son from a previous relationship who he loves, but he wants more kids. My son is 9, almost 10, he's so used to being my baby that I can't bring myself to take that from him by having another baby. FML
Today, my son asked if there was a way to make parenting easier. I sarcastically told him he could be a deadbeat who sees his kid every two weeks. He must have thought I was serious because he broke up with his girlfriend and baby, turned up at my door expecting to have his old room, and told my wife it was my idea. FML
Today, I've hated being a parent ever since I was baby-trapped at 17, but I stuck through it and never let my son suspect how I really felt, and we have a great relationship now he’s an adult. Well he just moved out yesterday, and today my wife told me she’s pregnant. Here we fucking go again. FML
Today, my 8-year-old son told me to grow a pair and man up. FML
Today, I found out that I'm pregnant. I buried my 8-year-old son two weeks ago and had my husband serve me divorce papers three days ago. FML
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cardboardtastes 0
How do you speak to your kids?!
Shock98 0
apparently he doesn't want you to have another kid.
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Comments (183)
tranman978 0
Ur son is a db
lastminuteperm 0
Raise the other kid better
wheresmyvodka 0
LMAO! Your kid is awesome! YDI for cussing around him.
diet_otaku 0
parenting fail. your kid shouldn't even be in situations where he would pick up language like that, but even so he should be disciplined enough to know not to say them. not to mention apparently your son knows better than you do that there are too many people on this planet as it is.
jnic 0
They pick it up at school. Would you rather she keep her kid out of school and get in trouble with the law, or shelter him from the whole world and shell out money getting him home schooled or attempting to do it herself and not having the right teaching credentials?
jonnymohio 2
Better luck with the next one. Too late to fix the one you got now.
princeofpeace 0
Hahah I have to agree.
xcchick 0
hahahahahaha
pwnrzero 0
ROFL
Grawlix 0
So what? It's perfectly normal to swear at that age... You're trying to make your kids live under a rock.
Cromwellsandwich 0
Bahahaha that would have been my reaction when I was 9 (if i had that vocabulary..)