Today, I “caught” my partner looking at porn, again. I walked in on him with his cock out, looking at his phone. He jumped to put it away, except just like last time, I told him we could watch together, but he's “too ashamed” to even discuss it. At this point I’m pretty sure he’s just sexting someone else and doesn’t want to get caught. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I found out my boyfriend watches porn. Specifically, today, while I was in the shower. In the next room. We were alone in the house and he still chose porn. FML
Today, I caught my boyfriend masturbating, again. Meanwhile we haven’t had sex in weeks. FML
Today, I caught my husband once again looking at half naked pictures of a friend of mine on Facebook. When I asked why he did it, he said "I was checking to see if they were still there." FML
Today, I suspected something was up when my boyfriend snuck out of bed after he thought I fell asleep. I caught him jerking to porn in the living room and got really upset. He actually got mad, saying, "I have needs and you never put out and get bitchy when I try." FML
Today, I tried coming on to my fiancé. He just pushed me off and got out of bed, saying he wasn't in the mood. A half hour later, I caught him jerking off to several windows of porn. FML
Today, I went through my boyfriend’s chat with his best friend and saw porn videos. We've been together for four years and I have never seen him send me any porn videos like that. FML
Today, I walked in on my porn addicted roommate watching a gynecology exam online. He asked me to watch it with him. FML
Today, I have caught my boyfriend masturbating by himself over a dozen times since Xmas, so God knows how many times he’s done it without me knowing. I asked him about it, and it turns out a woman he went to high school with, and had a huge crush on, recently became a porn actress. FML
Today, my husband walked in on me while I was masturbating and watching porn (yes women do it too). Now he thinks I’m unsatisfied with him or our sex life. All I wanted was a quick release. FML
Today, I walked in on my boyfriend jacking it. He wouldn't continue and let me watch. FML
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D J's MOM 17
I don't like invading privacy by looking at someone else's phone, but this maybe one of those times. I hope it's just ****.
Charlie Given 28
A lot of men have sexual Hang-Ups when it comes to masturbation ,usually due to being caught as an adolescent by a parent and then severely scolded or punished for it.
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D J's MOM 17
I don't like invading privacy by looking at someone else's phone, but this maybe one of those times. I hope it's just ****.
RichardPencil 32
**** would be a lot less fun if it weren't shameful. It'd be like being a teenager and drinking beer with your parents.
Charlie Given 28
A lot of men have sexual Hang-Ups when it comes to masturbation ,usually due to being caught as an adolescent by a parent and then severely scolded or punished for it.
Tisinlovewithme 2
its either **** about some ****** up shit or he’s cheating, both of which he should be ashamed of doing and…you should dump him if its either.