Today, I told to my son that I'm pregnant. After I'd told him, he looked up and yelled, "Fuck this shit!" and walked out of the room. My son is nine years-old. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, my husband and I broke the news that I'm pregnant. Our 8-year-old son's reactions so far have been crying inconsolably, trying to punch me in the stomach, and swearing that he won't let me give him a brother or sister. FML
Today, over a family dinner, my husband and I told everyone that I'm pregnant. My father frowned and said, "Again?", my 9-year-old daughter started crying, and her brother smirked and yelled, "Up the ass, no babies!" FML
Today, my son announced he wants to be a YouTuber, and wants to make videos of himself doing violent things to pregnant women. He’s 9. FML
Today, I called my ex and told him I was pregnant with his child. He was thrilled, going on and on about how much he wanted to be a dad. I had to tell him I was going to abort it. FML
Today, my husband and I sat our 8 year-old son down and gently explained to him that I had a miscarriage and he won't be having a little brother or sister after all. He responded by dancing around the room and celebrating. FML
Today, my husband and I had a huge fight. I have a son from a previous relationship who he loves, but he wants more kids. My son is 9, almost 10, he's so used to being my baby that I can't bring myself to take that from him by having another baby. FML
Today, my son asked if there was a way to make parenting easier. I sarcastically told him he could be a deadbeat who sees his kid every two weeks. He must have thought I was serious because he broke up with his girlfriend and baby, turned up at my door expecting to have his old room, and told my wife it was my idea. FML
Today, I've hated being a parent ever since I was baby-trapped at 17, but I stuck through it and never let my son suspect how I really felt, and we have a great relationship now he’s an adult. Well he just moved out yesterday, and today my wife told me she’s pregnant. Here we fucking go again. FML
Today, my 8-year-old son told me to grow a pair and man up. FML
Today, I found out that I'm pregnant. I buried my 8-year-old son two weeks ago and had my husband serve me divorce papers three days ago. FML
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cardboardtastes 0
How do you speak to your kids?!
Shock98 0
apparently he doesn't want you to have another kid.
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chrispy0111 0
My family cusses in front of the kids all the time, and cussed in front of me when i was little, too. They just told us not to repeat what they said. If we did, we'd get screamed at. Problem solved.
slinkiess 0
My family cussed in front of us sometimes. It happens. But lay down the rule that saying that kind of stuff isn't allowed. FYL.
IghtMike 0
Love that song!
Teeheez 0
People, I think the OP is saying the FML is that the kid got so mad that he cussed about having a brother or sister. Not that he is cussing. But it might be both. I think that the main one is the the baby one though. What made him act that way anyways? Wait, how many kids do you have? Alot? I would understand if you have alot of kids. Cuz that would suck. Hope you have more luck with the new kid! TEEHEE
Lisasimpsonfan 0
You kid doesn't have to be all sunshine and lollypops about you having another kid. So YDI
noonecaresurfat 0
so basically you can't discipline the kid you already have and your having another one... smart move dumbass
scorpioserpent 1
"I am pregnant again" wow, sounds like you just had one and are pregnant again. If so, I don't blame the kid for being pissed.
b4mbi 0
I dont think people get it. He not nessisarily following his parents example. Children these days are heavly influensed by their peers and do what others are doing to be cool.
HondaGirl2010 0
You said "pregnant AGAIN". Maybe you're a poor single mother who can't afford another child and your 9 year old knows it. YDI. Obviously your 9 year old detects that the pregnancy will majorly affect every aspect of his life and he is probably pissed off.
yeahfyourlife 0
That makes no sense. My mom has three children and if she was to become pregnant she would not be "pregnant for the first time" but "PREGNANT AGAIN" - would this make her a poor single mother who cannot afford another child? Not the case at all. No real point in assuming anything because all you truly know is what the OP has posted; everything else is your own little fairytale.
ohhsnapp 0
hahahah. i like ur son. that woulda made me laugh sooo hard if i had seen that.