Today, I told to my son that I'm pregnant. After I'd told him, he looked up and yelled, "Fuck this shit!" and walked out of the room. My son is nine years-old. FML
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A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, my husband and I broke the news that I'm pregnant. Our 8-year-old son's reactions so far have been crying inconsolably, trying to punch me in the stomach, and swearing that he won't let me give him a brother or sister. FML
Today, over a family dinner, my husband and I told everyone that I'm pregnant. My father frowned and said, "Again?", my 9-year-old daughter started crying, and her brother smirked and yelled, "Up the ass, no babies!" FML
Today, my son announced he wants to be a YouTuber, and wants to make videos of himself doing violent things to pregnant women. He’s 9. FML
Today, I called my ex and told him I was pregnant with his child. He was thrilled, going on and on about how much he wanted to be a dad. I had to tell him I was going to abort it. FML
Today, my husband and I sat our 8 year-old son down and gently explained to him that I had a miscarriage and he won't be having a little brother or sister after all. He responded by dancing around the room and celebrating. FML
Today, my husband and I had a huge fight. I have a son from a previous relationship who he loves, but he wants more kids. My son is 9, almost 10, he's so used to being my baby that I can't bring myself to take that from him by having another baby. FML
Today, my son asked if there was a way to make parenting easier. I sarcastically told him he could be a deadbeat who sees his kid every two weeks. He must have thought I was serious because he broke up with his girlfriend and baby, turned up at my door expecting to have his old room, and told my wife it was my idea. FML
Today, I've hated being a parent ever since I was baby-trapped at 17, but I stuck through it and never let my son suspect how I really felt, and we have a great relationship now he’s an adult. Well he just moved out yesterday, and today my wife told me she’s pregnant. Here we fucking go again. FML
Today, my 8-year-old son told me to grow a pair and man up. FML
Today, I found out that I'm pregnant. I buried my 8-year-old son two weeks ago and had my husband serve me divorce papers three days ago. FML
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cardboardtastes 0
How do you speak to your kids?!
Shock98 0
apparently he doesn't want you to have another kid.
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kellster 2
FYL for having raised a little asshole who thinks it's okay to speak to his parent that way!! Society does not thank you for that. Try better with this one. And obviously he's not going to be overjoyed; he's old enough to know what babies mean: crying and stinky diapers and no one having any time for him. Still, what an incredible brat. Congrats. It's not about the words he learned and used. It's about the fact that he thought it was an acceptable thing to do. Rinse that little shit's mouth out with soap.
michaelsgirl 0
You should really talk to him about the cursing. Explain to him why cursing is bad. When my sister was little I didn't make a big deal out of her cursing, which could potentially backfire since things that are 'off limits' have an attraction for children. I had to hide my laughter from her once because the timing was perfect. She was four and it was just cute the way it slipped from her mouth. Catching that I found it humorous she said "Was that funny?". I said, "Yes, but please don't say it again." She said, "Ok, I won't." As far as the baby, I've heard that a good way to help children cope with new siblings is to get them involved. You could have him help pick a name or an outfit or buy a present for the baby. But make sure that things aren't 'all about baby'. Becuase that is the major reason children don't like younger siblings. You still need to make sure there is plenty of time for your other kids.
michaelsgirl 0
Oh, I forgot to mention. Little kids are like sponges when it comes to vocabulary they hear. My little sister knew words like "irk" and "facetious" when she was only five. When trying to figure out where she had learned these words I realized she just picked them up from listening to me and other older family members talk.
8trickster8 0
Abort him.
quadracer111 0
Big whoopie ****, they are just words. Your son is an epic win btw.
Failurewithacapi 0
You know, kids in school cuss and it's starting to pass down, every once in a while I'll hear a 6 year old say "shut the **** up"
dammn 0
LMAOOOOOOOO . children these days..
jami09xo 0
um, honestly who gives a **** if they swear in front of their kids? i thought this was great =] =] =] =]
dinosaursgorawr 0
LMFAO that is hilarious, what a G
miyon_fml 0
Sorry but that was freaken funny. If my son did that I would have been lmao