Today, I told to my son that I'm pregnant. After I'd told him, he looked up and yelled, "Fuck this shit!" and walked out of the room. My son is nine years-old. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, my husband and I broke the news that I'm pregnant. Our 8-year-old son's reactions so far have been crying inconsolably, trying to punch me in the stomach, and swearing that he won't let me give him a brother or sister. FML
Today, over a family dinner, my husband and I told everyone that I'm pregnant. My father frowned and said, "Again?", my 9-year-old daughter started crying, and her brother smirked and yelled, "Up the ass, no babies!" FML
Today, my son announced he wants to be a YouTuber, and wants to make videos of himself doing violent things to pregnant women. He’s 9. FML
Today, I called my ex and told him I was pregnant with his child. He was thrilled, going on and on about how much he wanted to be a dad. I had to tell him I was going to abort it. FML
Today, my husband and I sat our 8 year-old son down and gently explained to him that I had a miscarriage and he won't be having a little brother or sister after all. He responded by dancing around the room and celebrating. FML
Today, my husband and I had a huge fight. I have a son from a previous relationship who he loves, but he wants more kids. My son is 9, almost 10, he's so used to being my baby that I can't bring myself to take that from him by having another baby. FML
Today, my son asked if there was a way to make parenting easier. I sarcastically told him he could be a deadbeat who sees his kid every two weeks. He must have thought I was serious because he broke up with his girlfriend and baby, turned up at my door expecting to have his old room, and told my wife it was my idea. FML
Today, I've hated being a parent ever since I was baby-trapped at 17, but I stuck through it and never let my son suspect how I really felt, and we have a great relationship now he’s an adult. Well he just moved out yesterday, and today my wife told me she’s pregnant. Here we fucking go again. FML
Today, my 8-year-old son told me to grow a pair and man up. FML
Today, I found out that I'm pregnant. I buried my 8-year-old son two weeks ago and had my husband serve me divorce papers three days ago. FML
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cardboardtastes 0
How do you speak to your kids?!
Shock98 0
apparently he doesn't want you to have another kid.
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treli1593 0
Oh how kids say the darndest things *shaking head while chuckling*
LollyPop1 0
Everyone who blames it on the parents; this type of language is usually NOT the parents' fault. Those kids pick it up from school, tv, etc.. Kids usually spend more time at school than at home. When I'm babysiting my little brother (he's 8) and I tell him he's not allowed to do something he says this to me: **** you, you ******* bitch asshole. And we don't speak English at home so it's not because of my parents that he talks like that. We DO go to an International English speaking school so guess where he got that type of language from! And OP: congrats with your baby and eh, sorry about your son's reaction...
candii_fml 0
well congratss on da neww kidd :) butt ur son picked it up from skwel and tv... ma bro alwyz swears when my rents r gonee :/ he'ss 8!!! also from his friendss, but keep him away from violent video gamesss and if sumone sezz weell DUH! Sorryy butt Kids grab these games from their freindsss my bro had a copy of halo and Grand Theft Auto in his roomm when he was 7 ( he just turned eight) sighh anywayzz FYL indeeddd :/ ohh and make sure you're babyy duzn get those words from ur other sonn. alsooo dont blame yourselff, #63 is right itss not da parents fault
thereitgo 1
your son is freaking awesome. lol that'd be great if he just sat there listening for like a whole minute then just exploded and ran off.
irrelevantxx 0
HA!!!!! HAHAHAHAHHAAGHAHAHAHBABABABBABABABABABAHAHAHAHHAHAH
ithedarkknight 0
lol your son is right maybe he is tired of putting up with your bullshit or maybe beside your son you have more kids cus you said im pregnant again meaning it could be your talking about your son as being your first then this being your second or your son being your 1st but you already had a few more after him and now you got another one... anyway if you son feel so strongly about it i would think you obviously doing something that makes him feel so strongly about not wanting to have a little bro or sis
deliapearl 0
is your son also your baby daddy? that would explain a lot
blueslushy 0
Your kid is a brat, hope you do a better job raising the next one!
Dead_and_Gone 0
i started swearing at 7...
fegd 0
You deserved it for not raising your son properly.