Today, I've hated being a parent ever since I was baby-trapped at 17, but I stuck through it and never let my son suspect how I really felt, and we have a great relationship now he’s an adult. Well he just moved out yesterday, and today my wife told me she’s pregnant. Here we fucking go again. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, after I got pregnant 22 years ago and my husband became way too overprotective, to the point where he became a right pain in the ass, I’m now accidentally pregnant again. It turns out my now 22-year-old son is almost as bad as his dad was. Now I’ve got two of the sods to deal with. FML
Today, my 17 year-old is pregnant and I was fit to be furious, until my wife steamrollered over me to get to her, hugging her, and crying and how we’ll all raise it together as a big family. We can’t afford another baby. The daddy better be paying us something, or I’m gone kill him. FML
Today, our youngest daughter bought her first house and moved out, meaning all three of our kids are now gone, so we can relax and gracefully grow old together, right? Nope. Barely an hour later, my wife showed me a positive pregnancy test. In nine months we have to start all over again. FML
Today, and ever since I gave birth to my son, I’ve hated being a mom. I held him, waiting for the rush of love my mom told me I’d feel and… nothing, I was completely emotionless about holding my newborn son and it’s gotten worse. I really hate being a mom, and my husband just does not understand. FML
Today, while discussing kids, my fiancé told me he has a kid already with his previous fiancé, but he hates kids so much, he left and moved to this country before it was born. He doesn’t even know if it’s a boy or girl, because he simply doesn’t give a toss. Yes, I’m pregnant. FML
Today, it’s been four and a half months that my wife is pregnant. It’s been a long and hard process, but we made it. Now she says she hates it, she can’t stop thinking about how her life, body, and identity got ruined, and how she wishes she was dead. I'm a simple man. I was happy. FML
Today, I have always been adamant on not wanting children ever, then I did a stupid thing, and now I’m now single and pregnant with twins at 22 years-old. My life is so fucking over. FML
Today, after an ex let me know I have a 19 year old-son. I was beyond excited so I spent the weekend with them and I can tell you now, the boy is a complete prick, and I prefer to continue to claim I’m childless rather than admit I fathered that arrogant, rude, selfish, entitled little shit. FML
Today, I spent a good few minutes watching my wife thrash our son with a pillow because despite all our warnings to him about safe sex, he and his girlfriend are going to be parents in about 6 months, and they’re both 16. FML
Today, I told my family I’m pregnant again. My boyfriend is now sat outside, crying and getting drunk. My oldest son is looking at apartments for rent because he doesn’t want to be around screaming babies again, and my younger two are crying because they don’t want another sibling either. FML
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Christina Winden 22
If you were using birth control and it failed then FYL, but if your wife got pregnant simply because you couldn’t be bothered to take the necessary precautions that’s on you man.
Anderling 33
I mean, that sucks and I sympathise, but… what were you doing to make sure this specifically didn’t happen again, and why did it fail? Because if your assessment of getting baby-trapped the first time around is correct, what was stopping your wife from doing it twice? Is termination an option available that you have discussed?
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Anderling 33
I mean, that sucks and I sympathise, but… what were you doing to make sure this specifically didn’t happen again, and why did it fail? Because if your assessment of getting baby-trapped the first time around is correct, what was stopping your wife from doing it twice? Is termination an option available that you have discussed?
Christina Winden 22
If you were using birth control and it failed then FYL, but if your wife got pregnant simply because you couldn’t be bothered to take the necessary precautions that’s on you man.
poopface82 25
You…uh, you do know how that happens, right?
Sdog 6
God damn, that sucks man. Hope for the best for you.
Hangryko 32
Why didn't you get a vasectomy if you didn't want more kids? Why was this never discussed with your wife? It would have been cheaper than divorce, child support, and alimony. No sympathy. Resounding YDI.