Today, I told to my son that I'm pregnant. After I'd told him, he looked up and yelled, "Fuck this shit!" and walked out of the room. My son is nine years-old. FML
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Today, my husband and I broke the news that I'm pregnant. Our 8-year-old son's reactions so far have been crying inconsolably, trying to punch me in the stomach, and swearing that he won't let me give him a brother or sister. FML
Today, over a family dinner, my husband and I told everyone that I'm pregnant. My father frowned and said, "Again?", my 9-year-old daughter started crying, and her brother smirked and yelled, "Up the ass, no babies!" FML
Today, my son announced he wants to be a YouTuber, and wants to make videos of himself doing violent things to pregnant women. He’s 9. FML
Today, I called my ex and told him I was pregnant with his child. He was thrilled, going on and on about how much he wanted to be a dad. I had to tell him I was going to abort it. FML
Today, my husband and I sat our 8 year-old son down and gently explained to him that I had a miscarriage and he won't be having a little brother or sister after all. He responded by dancing around the room and celebrating. FML
Today, my husband and I had a huge fight. I have a son from a previous relationship who he loves, but he wants more kids. My son is 9, almost 10, he's so used to being my baby that I can't bring myself to take that from him by having another baby. FML
Today, my son asked if there was a way to make parenting easier. I sarcastically told him he could be a deadbeat who sees his kid every two weeks. He must have thought I was serious because he broke up with his girlfriend and baby, turned up at my door expecting to have his old room, and told my wife it was my idea. FML
Today, I've hated being a parent ever since I was baby-trapped at 17, but I stuck through it and never let my son suspect how I really felt, and we have a great relationship now he’s an adult. Well he just moved out yesterday, and today my wife told me she’s pregnant. Here we fucking go again. FML
Today, my 8-year-old son told me to grow a pair and man up. FML
Today, I found out that I'm pregnant. I buried my 8-year-old son two weeks ago and had my husband serve me divorce papers three days ago. FML
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cardboardtastes 0
How do you speak to your kids?!
Shock98 0
apparently he doesn't want you to have another kid.
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Comments (183)
Sanrio90 8
LOL, your son is awesome. I'd say the same thing.
scateice 0
haha. u just got pwned! :D
dru67 0
ya i think you should try talking to your son about how he feels about you being pregnent. it sounds like hes pretty pissed about and not ready to accept another sibbling. Is this from a second husband>? that could be a major issue aswell. ya hes 9 but 9 yr olds have real feelings. you should definitly have a conversations with him about it.
funnystories 0
Wow all you feminist asses, brain washed parents get the **** over it. He swor so ******* what? Theyll eventually learn it. Secondly hes nine and probably pissed you got knocked up. Smooth work...
omgitsseejay 0
THANK YOU LIL WAYNE!!!!!!!!!!
tudezdawgzy 0
my mom doesn't even realize that I just read an fml about me! thanks mom, **** your shit now
car6435 0
lids say the darndest things
blobxmaster13 0
Did anyone think that maybe it's not her fault he knows these words? Man my parents don't even cuss and I know every swear there is to know. From where? Friends, not Parents.
sandra143 0
All the parents on fmylife seem to have children that are rather vulgar. This has to do with lack of parenting skills. Even at my current age, I would never dream of talking to my mother that way. How I talk outside of the home may be a different story, but I RESPECT her way too much to ever do that. Damn, even when I dream of that, I get punished. It's just way too rude and disrespectful, not to mention classless. I suggest teaching him to respect his elders and emphasizing to him that swearing is inappropriate and unacceptable in any situation. He should learn to use his words wisely to properly communicate his feelings at a young age because that's how he will handle conflicts and difficult emotions further down the line. So for now, I must conclude that YDI.
alee562 0
WHAT HAVE YOU BEEEN TEACHING YOUR KIDS!!!! :0