Today, I work for a public radio station and I found out our funding was slashed in the new federal budget. Meanwhile, there’s a military parade planned for the president’s birthday. I guess I’ll start podcasting from my garage then. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I was listening to my favorite radio station outta Detroit. A commercial came on for a program that was giving federal grants to people who were going into a trade, like me. Right as I was getting excited I heard the words "brought to you by the government of Canada." FML
Today, I realized I get paid to hear my boss complain and talk crap. FML
Today, I discovered that my boss listens to the things we say about him on the audio-enabled cameras at our work. I'm thus currently jobless. FML
Today, I was notified that my work is cutting my pay almost in half. I just renewed my long-term lease on an expensive apartment because I was able to afford it before this morning. Now I have no idea how I’m going to pay for it. FML
Today, I accepted the fact that the weekend job I loved is not coming back. My friend and I made them 30K in a month. They said they’re restructuring but I think that's because it’s cheaper to hire their family and it’s been six weeks of radio silence. I miss the dogs. FML
Today, my boss got a promotion and I got laid off. FML
Today, I found out that I don't have to work tomorrow. Normally I would be thrilled to hear this, but not from the 6 o'clock news, doing a piece on my work's rat infestation and indefinite shut down. FML
Today, I got fired from my volunteer job. FML
Today, I got fired. Yesterday was my birthday and I was told I was getting a promotion. FML
Today, I’m getting so old that the local radio station that plays the “old classics” is playing songs I listened to in high school. FML
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Shzusuziq11 12
this president is ruining our country....
duchessdoughnut 2
I had sympathy for America having Trump as a president, until you were stupid enough to vote him in again. You made your bed…..
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Comments (6)
duchessdoughnut 2
I had sympathy for America having Trump as a president, until you were stupid enough to vote him in again. You made your bed…..
angeleyes0724 10
Not all of us voted for the clown. Just remember ALL if us are suffering for the choices of the stupid.
Shzusuziq11 12
this president is ruining our country....
Haldu 50
The "fun" part is that for the military parade he copied France... In which at the same time public radios are very well funded. So really, it's not even a wicked sense of priorities, it was a will to hurt the US public radios.
DLBL 23
The 250th anniversary of the Army and President Trump's birthday are on the same day. Nice spin, commie.
Haldu 50
Beside the fact that there is a reasonable doubt, there is no spin. The problem is that OP can't work because Trump cut the money, and waste it on a parade instead
NPC 7
A military parade on the president's birthday is GOOD thing to you? What are we, North Korea?? You're lost in the sauce, dude.
Jall8089 9
You’re an idiot to buy that story - the parade is for the 250th anniversary of the U.S. Army. 🙄
Taurus_ChicKa 37
#notmypresident I didn't vote for him either time. Of course he's cutting funding for everything so he can do something to glorify his narcissistic self. The tariffs are only the beginning... are we great again yet? Psh, we weren't great before.