Today, I told to my son that I'm pregnant. After I'd told him, he looked up and yelled, "Fuck this shit!" and walked out of the room. My son is nine years-old. FML
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Today, my husband and I broke the news that I'm pregnant. Our 8-year-old son's reactions so far have been crying inconsolably, trying to punch me in the stomach, and swearing that he won't let me give him a brother or sister. FML
Today, over a family dinner, my husband and I told everyone that I'm pregnant. My father frowned and said, "Again?", my 9-year-old daughter started crying, and her brother smirked and yelled, "Up the ass, no babies!" FML
Today, my son announced he wants to be a YouTuber, and wants to make videos of himself doing violent things to pregnant women. He’s 9. FML
Today, I called my ex and told him I was pregnant with his child. He was thrilled, going on and on about how much he wanted to be a dad. I had to tell him I was going to abort it. FML
Today, my husband and I sat our 8 year-old son down and gently explained to him that I had a miscarriage and he won't be having a little brother or sister after all. He responded by dancing around the room and celebrating. FML
Today, my husband and I had a huge fight. I have a son from a previous relationship who he loves, but he wants more kids. My son is 9, almost 10, he's so used to being my baby that I can't bring myself to take that from him by having another baby. FML
Today, my son asked if there was a way to make parenting easier. I sarcastically told him he could be a deadbeat who sees his kid every two weeks. He must have thought I was serious because he broke up with his girlfriend and baby, turned up at my door expecting to have his old room, and told my wife it was my idea. FML
Today, I've hated being a parent ever since I was baby-trapped at 17, but I stuck through it and never let my son suspect how I really felt, and we have a great relationship now he’s an adult. Well he just moved out yesterday, and today my wife told me she’s pregnant. Here we fucking go again. FML
Today, my 8-year-old son told me to grow a pair and man up. FML
Today, I found out that I'm pregnant. I buried my 8-year-old son two weeks ago and had my husband serve me divorce papers three days ago. FML
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cardboardtastes 0
How do you speak to your kids?!
Shock98 0
apparently he doesn't want you to have another kid.
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Colby_Colbert 0
im so sorry ... not about what ur kid said, but that ur preggo. man thats gotta suck a hairy taint
purpleiscool 0
Just because her kid said "**** that shit," doesn't mean she already has 20 kids. Not everyone is a ******* octomom. Maybe this is only her second child, grow a brain assholes. OP:FYL.
_DANTE_ 0
You said "pregnant AGAIN", so your son obviously has a problem with it, either because he already has siblings and feels like he's having to fight for a share of love and attention, or because your family is in some sort of position where a new baby would be more stress than happiness. Once you have your first child, it no longer, from a moral standpoint, becomes entirely your and your husband's right to pop out babies just because you want more. If your 9-year-old son had adequate love and attention and KNEW and FELT that attention from mom and dad is unconditional (not rationed out), he would take the news of a potential sister or brother with excitement or happiness, not with the anxiety he obviously feels now (judging by his language). Remember: children didn't get to choose whether or not they were born or who their parents are...YOU choose how many times you want to get pregnant and have more. It's your responsibility to not let your love for your older children dwindle in the excitement of having another baby. YDI, and you still have the opportunity to give your son the adequate love and attention he deserves. You should take advantage of that opportunity before its too late.
fyourlifetoo 0
Why do you people always think about all the possibilities of WHY the kid cussed? "Oh, it's because she's a bad mom", or "No wait, it's probably because her mom has way too many kids already since she said 'pregnant again'.." If the OP really wanted to tell you more about her life she would (or wouldn't), but PLEASE just read the post, laugh or scoff at it, then MOVE ON with your ******* life. Stop wasting your time reading between the lines and trying to decipher the details of the OP's life.
fyourlifetoo 0
Why do you people always think about all the possibilities of WHY the kid cussed? "Oh, it's because she's a bad mom", or "No wait, it's probably because her mom has way too many kids already since she said 'pregnant again'.." If the OP really wanted to tell you more about her life she would (or wouldn't), but PLEASE just read the post, laugh or scoff at it, then MOVE ON with your ******* life. Stop wasting your time reading between the lines and arguing or discussing with each other of the little unmentioned details of this post. **EDITTED
shadow_duv 0
FYI: Some people hate siblings, especially younger siblings. Your son is smart enough to know that if you have another kid, he is going to get a whole lot less of everything. YDI
cherlana32 0
Firstly, while he may not have learned the words at home, you are still a fail parent if he is unafraid to say things like that in front of you. Secondly, 65: Please never reproduce. Please never type again.
Dreika 0
What is with kids and their filthy mouths now days? I didn't even know that word at nine...good lord.
AlfonzoRex 0
Why are you all blaming the mother?! Kids learn things from friends and television too. She was OBVIOUSLY shocked to hear him say that.. So wouldn't you think she doesn't use the words herself?
shirvon100 0
thats funny