Today, I told to my son that I'm pregnant. After I'd told him, he looked up and yelled, "Fuck this shit!" and walked out of the room. My son is nine years-old. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, my husband and I broke the news that I'm pregnant. Our 8-year-old son's reactions so far have been crying inconsolably, trying to punch me in the stomach, and swearing that he won't let me give him a brother or sister. FML
Today, over a family dinner, my husband and I told everyone that I'm pregnant. My father frowned and said, "Again?", my 9-year-old daughter started crying, and her brother smirked and yelled, "Up the ass, no babies!" FML
Today, my son announced he wants to be a YouTuber, and wants to make videos of himself doing violent things to pregnant women. He’s 9. FML
Today, I called my ex and told him I was pregnant with his child. He was thrilled, going on and on about how much he wanted to be a dad. I had to tell him I was going to abort it. FML
Today, my husband and I sat our 8 year-old son down and gently explained to him that I had a miscarriage and he won't be having a little brother or sister after all. He responded by dancing around the room and celebrating. FML
Today, my husband and I had a huge fight. I have a son from a previous relationship who he loves, but he wants more kids. My son is 9, almost 10, he's so used to being my baby that I can't bring myself to take that from him by having another baby. FML
Today, my son asked if there was a way to make parenting easier. I sarcastically told him he could be a deadbeat who sees his kid every two weeks. He must have thought I was serious because he broke up with his girlfriend and baby, turned up at my door expecting to have his old room, and told my wife it was my idea. FML
Today, I've hated being a parent ever since I was baby-trapped at 17, but I stuck through it and never let my son suspect how I really felt, and we have a great relationship now he’s an adult. Well he just moved out yesterday, and today my wife told me she’s pregnant. Here we fucking go again. FML
Today, my 8-year-old son told me to grow a pair and man up. FML
Today, I found out that I'm pregnant. I buried my 8-year-old son two weeks ago and had my husband serve me divorce papers three days ago. FML
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cardboardtastes 0
How do you speak to your kids?!
Shock98 0
apparently he doesn't want you to have another kid.
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grungecat 0
Your son owns.
Tubasaurus 0
9 is young but are you surprised that he knows words like that? Besides, words are words, if you demonize them you only give him the desire to rebel. About his reaction to your pregnancy, just make sure he knows that you are still there for him, even with a new baby.
baileys82 0
good luck with the 9 year old and i suggest not leaving the sprog with him until you know he won't play "smother the baby"
bedspring_kiss54 0
Well, I kinda wouldn't blame him...seriously, a new kid in the family is definitely going to shake things up. Pax / peace
russianredgirl 0
what a horrible parent you must be to raise such a child
aback 5
Maybe it's time to start thinking through the whole "baby factory" routine.
marissav55 4
Do u know how many kids she has?? If not stop making assumptions
CrazyAsian 0
Your son is awesome! And to those of you telling her she's a bad parent...shove it.
Cavelallemant 0
lmfao agreed
rainbowchelle 0
OMG your kid said a couple bad words? You must be the worst parent ever! Kids don't learn words from any sources except the mother and you're not allowed to say swear words when you have children. Even if he was learning words from outside sources you're his MOTHER, you should be able to censor everything that he hears and remove him from every situation that could possible result in his hearing of a bad word. What were you thinking? -_-;;; I'm sure.
Postlude 1
Looks like your sarcasm detectors are broken.
ANTONKR 0
He can get those words in school and mum could not know about it.
jnic 0
hahahah i love how people don't detect your sarcasm. well played, there. :D
Exchange 0
Looks like you don't teach ur kid well enough.
mrose57 0
Some big brother he's going to be. by the time your baby can walk you'll be taking him/her to visit big brother in juvenile detention.
Sleepwalker418 0
Because a curse word is THAT serious. /endsarcasm