Today, my son announced he wants to be a YouTuber, and wants to make videos of himself doing violent things to pregnant women. He’s 9. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I told to my son that I'm pregnant. After I'd told him, he looked up and yelled, "Fuck this shit!" and walked out of the room. My son is nine years-old. FML
Today, I got an angry call from my 7-year-old son's school. It turned out that while doing a "what I want to be when I'm older" assignment, he wrote that he wants to be an internet troll so he can make people mad and make them kill themselves. FML
Today, I was told that my son has Twitter and Facebook accounts that he uses to try to bully people online, some of which are celebrities. He does it really badly, though. FML
Today, my husband and I broke the news that I'm pregnant. Our 8-year-old son's reactions so far have been crying inconsolably, trying to punch me in the stomach, and swearing that he won't let me give him a brother or sister. FML
Today, my son is going through a rebellious phase. He's taken to wearing leather and chains, listening to death metal music all day in his room alone, and screaming at me in public places. He was fired from his part-time job for swearing at customers. My son is 29 years old. FML
Today, my grown-ass son is refusing to get out of bed because some anime shark girl he watches is quitting YouTube. FML
Today, my 11 month-old son started viciously biting whatever part of my anatomy he can sink his teeth into. He thinks it is hysterical to latch on while I scream helplessly in pain for him to let go. FML
Today, I’m 9 months pregnant. I was in a grocery store when this little hellspawn came tearing ass down the aisle right at me. I instinctively turned to the side to protect my belly, while the brat crashed into my hip and fell backward. His cunt of a mother cussed me out for knocking down her “baby”. FML
Today, I'm 16, my sister is 13 and our little brother is 9. Our parents just told us their plans to start a family vlog on YouTube, because, "It's made people rich. Don't you want to be rich?" I said I didn't want to be a part of such a humiliating enterprise, but they started filming me, as a "first family argument video." FML
Today, I spent a good few minutes watching my wife thrash our son with a pillow because despite all our warnings to him about safe sex, he and his girlfriend are going to be parents in about 6 months, and they’re both 16. FML
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Royal Sataness 4
time to get that kid into therapy.
randybryant799 21
Run do not walk to therepy. That is not normal in any way.
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Comments (10)
Royal Sataness 4
time to get that kid into therapy.
randybryant799 21
Run do not walk to therepy. That is not normal in any way.
Hew 2
Your kid is going to kill someone one day
tarababy24 5
Help that poor child before its too late
RichardPencil 32
He's only 9 and he already has a "brand!" They grow up so fast!
Liam Rowley 17
What about you take him on vacation somewhere nice, maybe somewhere inn Africa or the Middle East, far from any embassy. Maybe he’s gonna miss his flight back 😉😉😉
ashlston 12
I would have clotheslined that little brat when I was pregnant
mccuish 25
Makes me wonder where the hell this idea came from
wysegirl 24
same
metroido 21
Yeah, at that age kids have usually outgrown being violent for fun. Yikes...
Taurus_ChicKa 37
That's very disturbing. And FYI, that wouldn't be a YouTube channel, that would be a prison sentence.