Today, I told to my son that I'm pregnant. After I'd told him, he looked up and yelled, "Fuck this shit!" and walked out of the room. My son is nine years-old. FML
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Today, my husband and I broke the news that I'm pregnant. Our 8-year-old son's reactions so far have been crying inconsolably, trying to punch me in the stomach, and swearing that he won't let me give him a brother or sister. FML
Today, over a family dinner, my husband and I told everyone that I'm pregnant. My father frowned and said, "Again?", my 9-year-old daughter started crying, and her brother smirked and yelled, "Up the ass, no babies!" FML
Today, my son announced he wants to be a YouTuber, and wants to make videos of himself doing violent things to pregnant women. He’s 9. FML
Today, I called my ex and told him I was pregnant with his child. He was thrilled, going on and on about how much he wanted to be a dad. I had to tell him I was going to abort it. FML
Today, my husband and I sat our 8 year-old son down and gently explained to him that I had a miscarriage and he won't be having a little brother or sister after all. He responded by dancing around the room and celebrating. FML
Today, my husband and I had a huge fight. I have a son from a previous relationship who he loves, but he wants more kids. My son is 9, almost 10, he's so used to being my baby that I can't bring myself to take that from him by having another baby. FML
Today, my son asked if there was a way to make parenting easier. I sarcastically told him he could be a deadbeat who sees his kid every two weeks. He must have thought I was serious because he broke up with his girlfriend and baby, turned up at my door expecting to have his old room, and told my wife it was my idea. FML
Today, I've hated being a parent ever since I was baby-trapped at 17, but I stuck through it and never let my son suspect how I really felt, and we have a great relationship now he’s an adult. Well he just moved out yesterday, and today my wife told me she’s pregnant. Here we fucking go again. FML
Today, my 8-year-old son told me to grow a pair and man up. FML
Today, I found out that I'm pregnant. I buried my 8-year-old son two weeks ago and had my husband serve me divorce papers three days ago. FML
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cardboardtastes 0
How do you speak to your kids?!
Shock98 0
apparently he doesn't want you to have another kid.
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hunguponyou 0
haha I love yer sonn!
Bangarang_Rufio 0
Child 1, Mom 0. But really though, choke his ass lol. And yes kids Do speak like that despite what the parents think at 9yrs old. If you know any nine year olds, you aren't dealing with a little kid anymore. They're pretty ******* lucid, unless the 9yr olds you know are all retarded.
sikanderimran 0
Is your son also known as Eminem in the glamour world?
dacho 7
Wow you must be an awesome mom. **** your kids life, and your new kids life, and if you have anymore kids, **** their life too.
ANTONKR 0
you have problems.
deliapearl 0
wow. and u actually plan to have another one.
SusanaSaysRawrxD 0
Sounds like my brother when he just found out my mom is pregnant with a girl. He'll have 4 sisters soon xD
princeton16 0
your mom needs to close her legs. that's ******* ridiculous.
VroomVroomVroom 0
They learn it from school. :]
Hav0c 0
Bahahaha that's halarious! I think he used the phrase in the perfect moment though. :p When my little brother was 6, he would take swear words and put them together to make "****-ass bitch." :o Yeahh, naughty much?
btuwo 0
cute kid lol. but seriously do u have like 10 children or something?
btuwo 0
o ya and by the sounds of it (althogh I'm really hoping you guys are joking) i really hope some of you never have any kids.