Today, because the policy "no shirt, no shoes, no service" doesn't mention pants, my friends got the hilarious idea to walk into a store with no pants on. I tried to be reasonable and say they would get arrested, but they called me a "chicken" and did it anyway. Take a wild guess what happened. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, my friend decided to pants me in the middle of the mall. I wasn't wearing underwear. FML
Today, I had to point out the "no shirt, no shoes, no service" sign at my work to an extremely old, seemingly intoxicated man wearing an ill fitting speedo. FML
Today, I went shopping with a friend. She went to try some clothes on and came out to ask for my opinion. "Hell no! That shirt is awful!" She wanted to show me the pants. The shirt was hers. FML
Today, I showed up to a meeting without my pants and had to pretend it was part of my outfit. FML
Today, I was in a store with my dad. He completely lost his temper and began yelling at the store owners. For some reason, he then removed his shirt in protest. FML
Today, I was trying on clothes in a store that had just screens set up for changing. As I took off the first pair of pants had I tried on, my foot got hooked in the cuff and I fell out in my underwear in front of the whole store. FML
Today, I was shopping at a store from which I had previously bought a shirt. The clerk accused me of trying to steal my own shirt and called security. They examined it and argued with me for so long I was late to work. FML
Today, my girlfriends dared me to answer the door naked to the cute pizza delivery guy. He laughed it off and thanked me for the awesome tip. An hour later, police arrived because my nosy, frigid, couldn’t-get-laid-in-a-brothel neighbour reported me for public indecency. FML
Today, I was out walking downtown. A woman walking behind the thought that my pants were hanging too low. She came over to me and yanked my pants up. FML
Today, I went to the shops with my little sister. We had to walk through the lingerie section of the store to get to another part. My sister then yelled at the top of her voice, "Stop following me, you freak." I had security escort me out of the store, and got many dirty looks. She thought it was hilarious. FML
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Thaylok 17
You came to the realization that you needed more mature and more intelligent friends?
poopface82 25
Sounds like you had the good sense to refrain from this. Just remember, not being “chicken” doesn’t mean you have to do every stupid thing you’re dared to do. Courage is doing what you have to despite being afraid. Recklessness is doing any old stupid bullshit because you would be considered “chicken” not to.
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poopface82 25
Sounds like you had the good sense to refrain from this. Just remember, not being “chicken” doesn’t mean you have to do every stupid thing you’re dared to do. Courage is doing what you have to despite being afraid. Recklessness is doing any old stupid bullshit because you would be considered “chicken” not to.
Thaylok 17
You came to the realization that you needed more mature and more intelligent friends?
RichardPencil 32
1. You got free pie. 2. They offered you a job as a greeter. 3. They hired you to do this at competitors' restaurants. Do I win?