Today, for the first time ever, my boyfriend of one year told me he loved me. He was calling me by collect call from the county jail. FML
Collection
Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, my boyfriend told me that he loved me for the first time in a way I'll never forget. In fact, his exact words were, "You're not the only one that I love." FML
Today, my boyfriend called me 80 times in 5 minutes. I had previously told him I was with my friends. He left me a voicemail proposing saying he loved me to death and he was crying. We've been dating for a week. FML
Today, my boyfriend of over a year finally told me he loved me. This revelation was quickly followed by "at least, I think this is how people feel when they say that." FML
Today, my boyfriend of one year broke up with me. He's been in jail for the last four months. I paid for his very expensive lawyer. FML
Today, my fiancé called me as I was clocking out. I thought he was going to tell me that he was waiting outside. Instead, he told me that he's getting arrested and needs me to call his mom for him. FML
Today, I got a call from my boyfriend. He was at the police station for breaking into a model home to hook up with the girl he's been cheating on me with for the past four months. I was his one phone call. He was expecting me to bail him out. FML
Today, I finally had a man say, "I love you" to me in a sincere tone. It was a customer, who was high, over the phone. I said it back. FML
Today, I broke up with my boyfriend. He then told me that he will love me forever, wait for me and will follow me to the ends of the earth. Apparently, that means standing outside my door and calling my house phone every five minutes. It's been 3 hours straight now. FML
Today, I got to drop off my boyfriend at his newest place of residence: jail. FML
Today, I realized that I have completely fallen for this incredible guy, and that I'm really looking forward to where our relationship will take us. He just informed me that he will be doing jail time following his court date on Tuesday. FML
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Top comments
aback 5
Run like the wind!
perdix 31
He's probably feeling guilty since he involuntarily cheated on you while he was in the pokey.
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Comments (77)
Rawaha 0
haha that sucks
pwincessa23 1
he doesn't love you.
Sirin_fml 47
The OP doesn't love #1?!
humhum6 0
Looks like he was - *Puts on shades* Calling out of jail to his ex-girlfriend! Haha! Oh wait, shit.
DocBastard 40
LOLOLOLOLOOL Sirin, but no, you're obviously confused again. That was pwincessa's method of getting her fascinating, profound, intriguing comment near the top of the list. It's something I like to call "attention whoring".
Sirin_fml 47
oshit lulz i tawt she ment numba wun wit her furst post but den u cleerd it up fir me an i luked liek a real stoopid nub an then HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA u a funneh man doc u uber funneh u ultra funneh
SirEBC 7
These guys..
DVecc 0
you must be new here, Sirin is a mod.
RedPillSucks 33
Sirin, You need to get the thumbs up put on moderator comments.
C6Racer 0
38, you must be new here. It's called sarcasm.
Rawaha 0
yo siran are you ****** stupid I'd like to see you tell me that is the ******" face you SON of a bit*h!!!!
aback 5
Run like the wind!
NightmareStalker 0
agreed, run and never look back...or maybe you could go pick him up with her ;)
Brittneyyyy 7
How romantic :D
jess6blondie9 3
ha wow your retarded for still being with him!
DocBastard 40
Jessi, it's been said a few dozen times already, but it bears repeating once again: when you call someone retarded while using incorrect grammar, you end up looking foolish.
sevengali 0
I no leik lul what a retard
remfire 0
I spell like that, don't know no better
nybsucubos 5
WIN
maxtheman 0
Jess is a blonde. hypocrite much?
maybaybe 0
It's not hypocritical at all.
redrogue 0
ya!
clcbjj31 0
You're my hero Doc.
manatees_r_epic 0
At least he told you!? Lol! That sucks... I think... :-)
perdix 31
He's probably feeling guilty since he involuntarily cheated on you while he was in the pokey.
nybsucubos 5
Well that shouldn't matter should it
clcbjj31 0
You can't be serious.
marditaloka 0
Doesn't it tell you it's a collect call and you have to press a number to accept it before you speak to the person? Fake!
marditaloka 0
Okay so my comment gets "moderated" that didnt have a single curse word in it or anything mean to OP? Meanwhile other people are calling OPs hoes and B****es! Get it together FML
Sirin_fml 47
Swear as you like, but please, read the rules and get your shit together before crying foul. I would not want to make a habit out of feeling sorry for you.
boopityboppity 11
Read teh internetz rules. You will probably find them enlightening (even if it's only because you've never seen the word "intuitive" before). Edit: I swear Sirin just rearranged the comments. There's no way it took over four minutes to type this.
felixshen 18
lol n1 wat a win
DocBastard 40
I bet you misunderstood him. If he hasn't told you yet, he would never waste this romantic gesture by calling you from jail. He was probably talking to his cellmate.
humhum6 0
Looks like he was - *Puts shades on* Trying to get out of jail by calling his girlfriend and saying "I love you" for the first time! Oh wait, shit.
tjsomethin 9
No
Astroman129 7
Hey, I thought it was pretty funny... so... Yes
R34luver 5
YEEEEEEEE ESSSSSSSS! hehe