Today, my girlfriend kicked me out for bringing up the idea of her maybe giving me a blowjob someday. According to her, it's "demeaning" and "sick". She doesn't seem to have a problem always making me go down on her for ages as a condition for having sex with me, though. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I was getting intimate with my girlfriend. When she went to give me a blow job, I got embarrassed and told her I'd rather just please her instead. Now she thinks she's inadequate and I'm being a jerk. FML
Today, my girlfriend made me put a blanket over my head while giving me a blowjob because she didn't like the faces I was making. FML
Today, my girlfriend was going down on me. She only did it for 30 seconds, stopped, then said, "I'm not in the mood anymore." FML
Today, I asked my boyfriend if he could finally go down on me. He said, "No, that's disgusting" and then asked me for a blowjob. FML
Today, my normally-prudish girlfriend grabbed my crotch and said, "I want you to fuck me like I've never been fucked." I obliged. She loved it, until after we'd finished, when she decided that she felt "cheap, gross, and used" and started a huge fight. FML
Today, a blowjob from my fiancée turned into exchanged oral, which turned into mutual masturbation while watching porn, which then turned into me being kicked out of the room because it was "weird" with me watching. FML
Today, my girlfriend decided to bribe me to be good since we were going out to dinner with her parents by giving me a blowjob. The good news: it was one of the best she had ever given. The bad news: I came on her black dress. She responded by hitting in me in the nuts. Hard. FML
Today, my girlfriend loves giving blowjobs; the problem is she is very bad at them, refuses to admit she is bad at them, and cries and stops talking to me every time I try and tell her how to do it better. My knob is red and sore where she keeps catching it with her teeth. FML
Today, my girlfriend gave me my first ever blowjob. It felt like she was skinning my dick alive with her teeth. I had to pretend to finish myself off in the bathroom and tell her it was because I didn't want her to have to swallow. FML
Today, my girlfriend's bastard ex whispered in my ear that, "She used to suck my cock with that mouth, think about that the next time she tries to kiss you." Now it's all I can picture every time she kisses me, and it's lowkey disgusting, and turns me off. FML
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wootwootimahoot 10
Hypocrite.
Grand_Cookie 21
Sack up and stop doing it for her. Two can play that game.
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Comments (219)
burningpassion69 6
Stop doing it for her. I had the same issue and once I stopped doing that for her she gave in after awhile. Try it looks like it might work for you
pinguino3669_fml 23
I know people have their own reasons for things, but those just don't cut it. Sorry OP :'(
bandeek 30
How are blow jobs demeaning? His ****** is in your control. You have all the power. There's nothing better than that.
ElTigre995 4
Dump the bitch.
chuckcloninger 12
Unless you have decided that you are completely worthless as "boyfriend" material for anyone else in this world it's time to pack your bag and tell this bitch to lick herself. (It's hard to imagine people with so little self worth.)
griffy14 9
It's one sided. You hold the card that women like. Just refuse sex like they do to men :)
Ray_of_midnight 23
DTMFA. There are no other words.
worldclassrager 41
Things need to have a sense of balance...and there isn't any..,if she wants you to go down on her then she should balance things out...
MermaidAnnariea 10
i'm having the same problem with my boyfriend, only flipped. he won't go down on me, but expects head. it's so frustrating.
CodeXana 9
Same!! I love him to death but I have a pretty big oral fixation and I'm getting impatient
songtrees 8
Ugh. Selfish woman. It should be give and receive. Head for head. always.