Today, my girlfriend kicked me out for bringing up the idea of her maybe giving me a blowjob someday. According to her, it's "demeaning" and "sick". She doesn't seem to have a problem always making me go down on her for ages as a condition for having sex with me, though. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I was getting intimate with my girlfriend. When she went to give me a blow job, I got embarrassed and told her I'd rather just please her instead. Now she thinks she's inadequate and I'm being a jerk. FML
Today, my girlfriend made me put a blanket over my head while giving me a blowjob because she didn't like the faces I was making. FML
Today, my girlfriend was going down on me. She only did it for 30 seconds, stopped, then said, "I'm not in the mood anymore." FML
Today, I asked my boyfriend if he could finally go down on me. He said, "No, that's disgusting" and then asked me for a blowjob. FML
Today, my normally-prudish girlfriend grabbed my crotch and said, "I want you to fuck me like I've never been fucked." I obliged. She loved it, until after we'd finished, when she decided that she felt "cheap, gross, and used" and started a huge fight. FML
Today, a blowjob from my fiancée turned into exchanged oral, which turned into mutual masturbation while watching porn, which then turned into me being kicked out of the room because it was "weird" with me watching. FML
Today, my girlfriend decided to bribe me to be good since we were going out to dinner with her parents by giving me a blowjob. The good news: it was one of the best she had ever given. The bad news: I came on her black dress. She responded by hitting in me in the nuts. Hard. FML
Today, my girlfriend loves giving blowjobs; the problem is she is very bad at them, refuses to admit she is bad at them, and cries and stops talking to me every time I try and tell her how to do it better. My knob is red and sore where she keeps catching it with her teeth. FML
Today, my girlfriend gave me my first ever blowjob. It felt like she was skinning my dick alive with her teeth. I had to pretend to finish myself off in the bathroom and tell her it was because I didn't want her to have to swallow. FML
Today, my girlfriend's bastard ex whispered in my ear that, "She used to suck my cock with that mouth, think about that the next time she tries to kiss you." Now it's all I can picture every time she kisses me, and it's lowkey disgusting, and turns me off. FML
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wootwootimahoot 10
Hypocrite.
Grand_Cookie 21
Sack up and stop doing it for her. Two can play that game.
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Comments (219)
eapoc 6
Run away! Get a girlfriend who wants do that for you, she's horrible.
rec_chem 22
Sounds like you need a new girlfriend. This ones way too uptight.
KweenChelly 6
Nope. She sure doesn't.
markuskind 7
Misandrist ****
Huddisher 10
I hate the idea of someone "going down " on me.
Gravity17 4
Dump her ass
Omniprism 15
Don't go down on her then. Because that's not fair for you at all. Maybe find a new girlfriend who's willing to go out of her comfort zone for you. Relationships need to be equal in one way or another.
gaki_fml 8
Take your talents to someone who would appreciate it. Your partner should want you to feel just as much pleasure as they do, and if they don't it wouldn't work out anyway...unless you're asexual.
sammyjanette 17
I don't think her opinion would be so bad if she didn't ask for oral. I must ask though do you make her ****** through intercourse? If not it's only natural that she would expect you to get her off somehow.
uniquechic21 12
I agree that it's only fair for both of them to ******, but she's going about the situation all wrong because she's just demanding things her way without wanting to discuss it.
thewife5 19
If you don't stand up for yourself and at least find a middle ground.. Your entire relationship will revolve around her And what she says. She demands oral or doesn't put out??? She has the nature to control everything.. Not the kind of relationship I'm into..