Today, I removed all my online dating profiles. Apparently my ex-husband finds stalking me online preferable to spending time with his new girlfriend. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I realized my soon to be ex wife is stalking me online. Everytime I block her she creates a new profile. She left me 9 months ago. FML
Today, I decided to check out a dating site, when I stumbled across my ex wife's profile. She'd had it for four out of the five years of our marriage. And no, it didn't rate us as a good match. FML
Today, a friend showed me my husband's online dating profile, which includes photos of him with our kids. FML
Today, I was looking at dating profiles with my single friend, trying to find a guy for her, and we found my husband's profile. FML
Today, I convinced myself I needed to get over my ex-girlfriend. I spent twenty minutes signing up for a new dating site, only to find out, that the only other profile on the site of a person within 200 km, is my ex-girlfriend. FML
Today, I discovered that the man I have been talking to on a dating site is actually my ex-boyfriend. He created a fake profile and made me fall for someone that doesn't exist. We got on better anonymously than we ever did in 3 years together. FML
Today, I signed up for an online dating service, a couple of days after my divorce. I got my first batch of matches, and number one was a smiling picture of the woman who had just divorced my ass after 20+ years together. Her profile shows she has to have been active there for months. FML
Today, I found my husband on a dating app and I was gonna kick his ass, until I realised that would mean admitting I’m on the same app, so I deleted mine but now I need to figure out a way of explaining how I know he’s still on it, so I can kick his ass. We have a twisted relationship, I know this. FML
Today, looking on the internet, I came across my ex's Facebook page. Most of the posts were about me, and his profile picture was still of me and him. We broke up over a year ago. FML
Today, on her Facebook profile, my ex erased all the pictures where we were together, added her new boyfriend to her friends, and changed her status to, "I'm so happy". FML
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Top comments
FFML_314 12
He's not the only one stalking you online, Sarah. ;)
skittle68 0
Um they were married- what do you think??
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Comments (46)
lovelyliz916 5
Lmao..at least he still has a "thing" for you hahaha!!
takeapieandrun 9
Lol, at least you're valuable to somebody.
kriptonite_fml 0
what if he has to take a shit?
FirstBornUnicorn 0
Stalking ex-wives online is the new fad.
blahzz 4
Time to buy a water gun.
poptartsznpornos_fml 0
lol oh wow.... yall two mustve really been close !
skittle68 0
Um they were married- what do you think??
FFML_314 12
He's not the only one stalking you online, Sarah. ;)
dreamering 16
You know the OP? Please change your picture before he totally changes his mind
FFML_314 12
What's the matter with my picture?
dreamering 16
Nothing Fight Club girl. I insinuated that you’re the husband girlfriend.
redbluegreen 41
How dare you break the first and second rule!
FFML_314 12
Not to mention rule 37!
Zosiaaa 0
you also broke rule 100. no tubbies
mooshibear140 4
Lol. Is that a joke? :P either way I'm laughing.
firechildredhead 0
It's kind of hard to tell how creepy this is based on the fact that we don't know who divorced who or how it all went down.
schwancy 2
How do you even know he's stalking you? unless he confessed.
everythingelena 28
I mean some online profiles allow you to see who has looked at your page so that might be how
NitroTonicsFML 4
He must be bored
iSexxxy 0
Guys..
cheapluxury 4
Rule.
FFML_314 12
Pusillanimous.
Alkix 2
I did not expect that to be an actual word. Well played.
FFML_314 12
We are going to ignore him, Mercy.
MAGNAVOX 0
Your ex husband is searching for the guy you cheated on him with. He wants to kill him . :O