Today, my girlfriend broke up with me. Why? Because apparently her friends have seen me hanging out with a hot girl, giving her long hugs and making her laugh. That "hot girl" is my sister, who got back from studying abroad a week ago. FML
Collection
Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, my girlfriend dumped me because she apparently saw me making out with her sister. She doesn't even have a sister. FML
Today, I found out my that my girlfriend's parents hate me, all because they saw me laughing and hanging out with another girl. That other girl was my sister. FML
Today, I found out that my girlfriend of two years broke up with me because she wants to "become" a lesbian. I also learned that she's coming to my house for dinner tonight. My sister is her date. FML
Today, my girlfriend left me for my sister. I can't stop thinking about all those days they went out alone for "girl time." FML
Today, my girlfriend broke up with me. By making out with her new boyfriend in front of me. FML
Today, my girlfriend broke up with me because "we don't communicate enough". She got her friend to tell me this for her. FML
Today, my girlfriend broke up with me, because I was apparently "too good" for her. FML
Today, my girlfriend's best friend was dumped, and was absolutely depressed. My girlfriend thought she'd show her sympathy by breaking up with me so they "could be single together." FML
Today, my girlfriend broke up with me after finding out my parents are divorced. Same reason my last three girlfriends broke up with me. FML
Today, my ex girlfriend is sleeping over at my house. At some point while she was preparing to dump me, she became best friends with my sister. FML
Feel like sharing it with the other FML users?
Thanks, your FML was submitted, and will appear in the moderation queue soon!
Top comments
katplayer 4
Jeez. FYL, man. Didn't you try to explain?
curley18 3
well at least you got out of it sooner rather than later.
Add a comment · Reply to
You must be logged in to be able to post comments!
Comments (108)
shadexilmaendu 4
Or cheating herself as a third option. Sometimes cheaters will accuse their partner of what they're doing, a lovely little psychological term known as projecting. It's quite a common occurrence, oftentimes you wont even realize you're doing it. As somewhat egocentric beings we simply tend to project our feelings, fears and insecurities on those around us.
Lindzi555 6
You don't need her if she's just going to do that
D3ATHZ3RO 15
Her friends suck
anders09ma 7
Geez she should've just asked you about it in the first place instead of just straight up breaking up with you.
banemask 14
I hate chicks friends. I had one convince my girlfriend that i was sleeping with an eleven year old.
DowneyLerman 3
there's something called an explanation
lithiumassassin 10
Well why hasn't your girlfriend met her yet if you've been spending so much time with her?
raphdragon02 8
i would like to hear the logic behind those who voted YDI