Today, I was having sex with a girl. She was really into it and not holding back on the noise...That is, until I received a text message from my little sister next door reading "If she is making that much noise, she is probably faking it...Trust me, I know." FML
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Today, I was having passionate sex with my girlfriend of nine months. She was making a lot of noise, so I told her to keep it down, and reminded her that my parents and sister downstairs. A few minutes later, I got a text from my sister, saying my parents wanted to make sure I was wearing a condom. FML
Today, my boyfriend and I came back to my house after a night on the town. Thinking the house was empty, we had sex. Just as it was getting good, my phone beeped. It was a text from my mom, saying, "Quiet down. Even your father can tell you're faking." FML
Today, I had to fall asleep to my next-door neighbors having sex because our walls are paper thin. What bothered me the most wasn't listening to them doing it, but knowing that she was faking it. FML
Today, I was on the phone with my boyfriend, and I cheekily told him about something I'd read that's supposed to feel really good during sex. I then heard his sister sarcastically say, "Yeah, that does feel pretty good". Apparently he'd had me on speaker the whole time. FML
Today, I got a text from my neighbor complaining about my girlfriend and me being too noisy in bed. I'm at work. FML
Today, during sex I wasn’t really into it so I was letting my mind wander and it randomly settled on my sister's birthday and how I needed to buy a gift. As my husband seemed like he was about to finish, I faked my orgasm and accidentally moaned my sister's name. He heard me, so now he’s "concerned". FML
Today, my sister's boyfriend called while she was out. The second I answered he tried to have phone sex with me. When I explained to him that I wasn't my sister and that we just sound the same on the phone, he replied, "Don't care, let's keep going." FML
Today, my sister brought a guy home while our parents were out. They had sex in her bedroom. I heard everything. The worst part wasn't her stupidly excessive moaning; it was that the moans sounded eerily similar to a cow mooing. FML
Today, while making love to my boyfriend, my sister called my cell phone. Not wanting to face the consequences of not answering, I had a long conversation with her. My boyfriend kept going. FML
Today, my girlfriend left a message on my phone. It was just the sounds of her having sex with somebody. FML
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sportmaster525 0
why did you check your text in the middle of your "activity"?
Anderling 33
That sucks. At least your sister's honest with you. FYL.
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Anderling 33
That sucks. At least your sister's honest with you. FYL.
genius_man16 1
What the hell is it with people ******* when their sister is home!?!? You are all sick, sick people.
Herbal_fml 0
What is up with people checking their texts in the middle of sex?
RockieGirl 0
I agree with #1, to be fair, your sister's trying to do you a favour! also, your girlfriend probably WAS faking.
NotAnotherOne 0
I agree with all of the above.
ericalew_xo 0
@ 38: My mom has sex when I'm at home..I happened to hear it for the first time two weeks ago. It's not pleasant. So, YDI for having sex while other people are home. It's just rude.
BamxBitch 0
Exactly. YDI for checking your texts during sex.
firewall_joe 0
what are you doing bangin your gf with a little girl awake in the house. If i was her i would have knocked on your door and said hey -- turn down the porno... Im trying to get some sleep here.
pinky0090 0
Obviously his sister isn't that little if she knows how to fake an ******. And YDI for ******* w/ your sister in the next room! Nobama on that one.
divineinstrument 2
The OP just meant his younger sister. Calling her "his little sister" doesn't mean she's a little kid or anything. And I have to agree. Who would check their texts during sex? I mean, I've heard that sex is over-hyped, but it can't be that crap that people just randomly start doing other stuff in the middle of it.
paopao2 0
lol
Skull_300 0
She was probably making noise to keep from laughing in your face while checking her texts you ******' loser!!!
Crlnprz 11
im srry but thts funny lol
Kiwi_Splash 0
Everyone here has a point. She clearly over did it, and was presumably faking it. Kudos to your sister :)
ForestFire0 1
#80-I'm thinking his sister is a little bit of a ****, seeing as he still lives at home and she's younger than him. But maybe she's not. I don't know how they role in Italy
popoman 0
WinCEST!!! Thinking about a threesome? Your sister is. Maybe get some pointers from her.
FarSide 23
She was just joking with you OP. Trust me, your little sister has never once faked it with me.
frannytrois64 0
Oh, so true. Corrupting little girl's minds is becoming quite the trend.
diet_otaku 0
little sis isn't necessarily right. i make a moderate amount of noise anyway, just because there's no reason not to, but the better it is, the louder i get. i don't fake anything, i just like to scream and curse when it's really good.
PokeyStix 3
Sorry but, YOU GOT TOLD MY FRIEND. But what does she know?
shali14 0
obviously a lot more than him :)
summerguy97 16
Hey he could be 25 and she could be 19...it doesn't specify age.
sportmaster525 0
why did you check your text in the middle of your "activity"?
TheOtherNewest1 6
#3 ditto. Seriously.
florenzfang 0
ditto
MajorTom4321 0
Do you live at home, if so, how old does that make your sister?
laleyla 0
well, he can be 18 and his sister 16, nothing wrong with that. moreover, the op is from italy, and I think that in italy often kids move out later than in the US. also he could have been there on holiday...
GlobalB 0
If you have a little sister next door... you should probably BOTH be holding back the noise, regardless of her age. Show some consideration for the others in the house. And if it was so great, why the hell would you pause in the midddle of the sex to read a text message?
SpitFyre 0
Exactly what I was thinking.
Frosty840 0
If she was "She was really into it and not holding back on the noise", then why the hell would you stop to read a text? Also, wouldn't the fact that you're so easily distracted from her BY YOUR PHONE be something of a turn-off? Weirdo. Also, fake.
ejvlols 0
he never said he checked DURING the sex, it could have been after. ydi for being such an iggnorant fuckhead
Elisabetha Aarron 18
They say in the FML that she was really into it and then they got the text. If they only read it afterwards why would they word it like that
BillyDisselhorst 3
Please send me a pic of your profile pic
dothehelenkeller 0
YDI for sucking on fire hydrants.
Lia_Mackenzie 4
Lmao! What the ****?
Whirling_Kumquat 0
#7: I LOVE YOU.
misguidedvision 0
that ****** made my day
lizzzie_fml 0
you stopped to read your phone .. jackass... but Y stil DI for having sex while she was there . And she's probably right anyway.
Fibericon 0
YDI for reading a text in the middle of sex.
pifpafpoef 1
well, at least you had sex :)