Today, I realized that the most romantic thing that my boyfriend and I have done in the last month is comb lice out of each other's hair. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, my boyfriend and I are so close that we share everything. This now includes his head lice. Thanks, dude. FML
Today, I kissed my gorgeous new boyfriend for the first time. I ran my hands through his hair; a multitude of dandruff rained out and five lice crawled onto my hand. FML
Today, after finally spending the night with my longtime crush, it's as if I can still feel her fingers caressing my hair. But wait, no, that's just the head lice she gave me. FML
Today, I thought my boyfriend was being sweet by stroking my hair, only to discover he was getting rid of a booger. FML
Today, for the first time in my life, I have lice. The dog we rescued infested our house. No amount of showering has made me feel clean, and my bald husband just doesn't understand why I'm so bothered. FML
Today, my boyfriend refused to have his hair treated against lice, because "men don't have lice". FML
Today, I found out that my wife gave me head lice on purpose so I would have to cut off the ponytail that I've been growing since '99. FML
Today, I’ve been growing dreads for two years after I lost my hair to chemo. After visiting my boyfriend’s family, we all contracted lice from the kids. Even though I did the shampoo and treatment, my locks are too coiled to effectively comb out all the nits. I have to shave my head again. FML
Today, my boyfriend and I were snuggling and telling eachother nice things. The nicest thing he could think of to say to me was "Well, I see you shaved your mustache." FML
Today, my boyfriend, who hasn't shaved in a month, went to go shave. I was pretty excited since his beard was starting to make my face itch whenever we kissed. When he came out of the bathroom he had a handlebar mustache. FML
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Top comments
justdancebbyx3 7
Thats ******* disgusting.
avfcfan89 0
hey, thats not too bad. Look on the brightside, you cannot get pregnant from doing that. Plus, all monkeys everywhere would love reading this.
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Comments (138)
justdancebbyx3 7
Thats ******* disgusting.
bishoprsv2 0
YDI for having hair.
liveBabylon 0
It's not that bad, Obviously there just hobo's who both have chosen live that way. Sometimes you pick up some bugs on the road....No biggie. But you both should go for a walk with out your pack aww Xx
JohnnySitu 0
I agree
ashbaby010 0
#7 -- You're just an idiot. Grow up.
FarSide 23
I had multiple spontaneous orgasms when I read the post.
Zezing 0
#45 -- You're just an idiot. Grow up.
bishoprsv2 0
I agree with #60.
lizardg823 0
ewwwwwwwww
Jakaroo 0
OP just say u did nothin romantic...picking lice ain't romantic in any way
avfcfan89 0
hey, thats not too bad. Look on the brightside, you cannot get pregnant from doing that. Plus, all monkeys everywhere would love reading this.
dudeitsdanny 10
Yeah, I bet there's an ape couple somewhere loving this. They're both sitting next to each other at the computer, looking for romantic ape stories, hoping to find a way to rekindle the flame, and they came across this FML, giving them the inspiration to rekindle their old world monkey love.
bishoprsv2 0
You sir, must be a genius! I bow down to your sexy brain power.
Cant_Touch_This_ 0
It wasnt funny WHATSOEVER. JACKASS.
boycrazy30007 12
Monkeys don't have lice :)
renaet 0
Wow. Go be extra romantic and buy each other some shampoo!!!
DoomJeff91 2
Is Eddie Murphy your pet Donkey?
MermaidSongXOXO 6
Shrek reference FTW :D
Towelie_31 0
shrek ftw? i think not... shrek never wins, he just does slightly better each time...
crazycanuck 0
Family Guy reference ftw.
EMR_fml 0
Did you eat the lice like a real baboon would?
seanreddog 4
If you're unhappy, break up.
caamm 0
very clever response
jw90 18
well it's up to u two to make things more romantic.
JukeboxBunny 0
Then fix it.
CallMeHush 1
Some girls complain they don't get enough attention from their mate.
seanreddog 4
You should be thankful that the lice were willing to spice up your love life. By the way, I think you mean crabs. You cant get more intimate than combing each others pubes.