Today, when I was walking in to the grocery store, a van pulls up and a bunch of guys get out who look really drunk. I jokingly said to the sober-looking man who had driven the van "Sucks you have to be the designated driver!" Turns out the "Drunk" guys were actually mentally challenged. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I watched a drunk guy getting thrown out of a bar, then get tased on the sidewalk outside. He was our designated driver. FML
Today, I attempted to make a good impression amongst new coworkers by volunteering to be the designated driver at my work party. What did that get me? A backseat full of puke and some idiot too drunk to remember where he lived. FML
Today, while serving drinks at work to a group of people getting tipsy on wine, I joked about it being obvious who the designated driver was to the only gentleman who'd been religiously sticking to Coke all night. He coldly informed me that he was a recovering alcoholic. FML
Today, I was the designated driver. On the way home with my drunk friends, they decide to give me a beer shower. I swerved, and was pulled over by a cop moments after. I was the only one arrested. FML
Today, I went out drinking with my friends. Being safe as we were a little intoxicated, we took a taxi back. The cab driver was also drunk. FML
Today, a really drunk couple staggered into the store I work at. One of them yelled at me, "Hey you! Kid! Tell us where the booze is at!" This would have been funny if these people weren't my parents. FML
Today, I decided to be responsible and call a cab to take my drunk ass home from the bar. As I climbed into the cab, I was quickly pulled back out and had the shit beaten out of me by a group of drunk guys who thought they needed the ride more. The police soon arrived and arrested us all. FML
Today, a drunk dude walked up to me and said, "You're ugly as fuck." His sober friend quickly apologized and explained that he was wasted, before looking me up and down and adding, "Well, not completely, I guess." FML
Today, I was so bad at maintaining a conversation that the only way for the other guy to put up with me was to drink. He was the designated driver. He would rather risk drinking and driving than being sober around me. FML
Today, I had to drive my drunk parents home from a party. They leaned out the window and barked at everyone we passed all the way home. FML
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fayayay 0
good thing they're mentally challenged or else he might have been really offended
elloelen 0
for more beer
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fayayay 0
good thing they're mentally challenged or else he might have been really offended
jtho6 0
why? thats freaking HILARIOUS
c00lsk8erboi 7
why is everybody saying ydi? how was he supposed to know they were mentally challenged?
31889 0
he just shouldn't have said it in the first place..you never know
ZeroIce 12
... you do realize he said it to the non mentally challanged man, right?
icyblux3 0
LMFAO! YDI but it's a FML moment, hahahahahhaha. Can't you tell the difference between mentally-challenged and drunk people?! Lol
Dabookofnothing 0
Guys how did she deserve it if you saw a bunch of grown people stumbling around and looking drunk what would you think, still i wouldnt have said anything but honestly its an honest mistake.
Bleepbloop360 7
If I saw a bunch of grown men stumbling around I would have thought they were zombies
rinaldy 0
hahaha- hey at least u called it and refer to urself as dummy441:) u cldnt have known but jeez what a hilarious big mouth!
imadonkeymoo 0
UR mean. i happen to be mentally challenged myself
summerguy97 16
Congratulations
99Rage 0
why the hell would you say anything in the first place?
elfuzzo 0
At a glance it isn't necessarily obvious whether someone is mentally challenged or drunk. FYL.
Aldebaran_fml 0
YDI You really deserve to be on that truck. It´s pretty esay to see the diference between Mentally ill people an drunk ones. BTW why you wanted to give them your opinion?
rinnychan 2
Are you serious? Why would a van full of drunk guys be going to a grocery store?
elloelen 0
for more beer
rukusrazor 0
Was it a 'short' van? #9 - Really? I can think of a million reasons. Condoms, frozen pizza, any other munchies imaginable.