Today, I felt like adding my real middle name to my facebook name to make it look more professional. It was denied because they didn't feel it was a legitimate request. Minutes later, someone with the name of "Galactic Toast" friend requested me. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I've been calling my girlfriend by her nickname for so long, I had to reactivate my Facebook account to find her real name. FML
Today, I sent my girlfriend a request to confirm our relationship on Facebook. She accepted, then changed her screen name into "His Hand". FML
Today, I was on Facebook when I saw a picture a popular girl I don't talk to had posted of her fake ID. She had used my full name and identical signature. FML
Today, while working in a customer service call center, a customer berated me for using a fake name. He said my name is "too stupid" to be real and that no sane person would ever use it. It was my real name. FML
Today, I received a friend request on Facebook from a girl I've had a crush on for a while. As I was about to accept it, it vanished. She explained later that she clicked on my name by accident, and didn't actually want to be friends at all. FML
Today, I got screamed at to the point of tears by a Starbucks employee for "giving an obviously fake name" to confuse one of the employees. I told her my real name. My name is Ian. FML
Today, I worked up the courage to order coffee on my own instead of using the app. When the barista asked, “Name?” I froze and blurted out my email address. They called out my full name plus numbers and I had to claim it like that was normal. FML
Today, my coworker asked me to add her on Facebook. She has a common name, so I picked the one I thought was her. After no response for a while, I asked for the right spelling. She saw the one I thought was her and said, “I can’t believe you thought I was that ugly.” She wasn't joking. FML
Today, I sent a Facebook friend request to my ex. This afternoon I notice that they had accepted, and had left a message for me in my inbox. Asking how they knew me. FML
Today, Facebook notified me a "friend" had tagged me in one of his photos. It was a group photo of 20, but my face was the only one that was intentionally blocked out with an emoji because I "didn't belong in the group." FML
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Top comments
Wizardroxx 3
Did you accept?
starile 20
Maybe you parents shouldn't have made your middle name Captain Penisface. :c sucks to be you..
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Comments (156)
lmafmlm 0
1st
SceneXmatrixX 0
haha u beat me by 1 second !!
beren456 1
haha I get it cause you're second! y do ppl still care about getting first it just means you were on when the next batch of fmls were released.
Molord1 0
because it's an xbox live achievement worth 150 Gamerscore. Also, it's pretty funny how angry people react. I'm always too slow to get first though =(
untoward 0
#2 it actually looks like you were behind by 2 seconds. OP, fb is stupid. I wanted to change my last name to my bf's last name and it wouldn't allow the name Mister.
R34luver 5
same here
I_iz_B_a_troll 24
OP, The names Galactic Toast, pleased to meet you! Also, what's your middle name? Qwerty?
pengiesully 0
yeah ur life sucks, cuz of a facebook fail! grow up people emo kids //.o
DudeImBetter 0
1 kid cudi is better at freestyling than drake sorry I know it's random but I had to say that.
ChubbyCake 5
haha I love facebook:]
KupkakeKitten 8
since when are names DENIED from facebook?
Orexym 1
Since when does it look more professional to put your middle name on FACEBOOK? :)
I_iz_B_a_troll 24
^ probably because his name before that was Astronomic Bagel(:
xKillerCx 0
haha are u kidding me?? he sucks dick
c0c0_fml 16
lol ur pic is hilarious
c0c0_fml 16
#11
st0n333d 0
LOL drake reads his lyrics off a blackberry. Watch the funk flex freestyle Drake is a joke when it comes to freestyling.
mollysarah 0
your icon is love. DRIZZY! :)
cyberhoy 3
A friend used to have his middle name as "peepee"
luvyah 0
thanks 4 the info...*awquard silence* :&
mcrptv 17
"Emo kids" do you know what "Emo" means
Wizardroxx 3
Did you accept?
gkings18 1
haha your stomach looks like an alien
sweet_candy_ 17
That's not her so shhhhhh.
Wizardroxx 3
Alien? ROFL. Shut up, he's dead. At least he wasn't some lazy ass who judges peoples pictures on some website...online...behind a screen.
stfuscrub420 0
rip sammy i love you
KillTheDance 4
Awww that's so sad, I'm sorry :(
Wizardroxx 3
Not your fault. Thanks for caring though :)
VinegarStrokes 0
How does the person in the photo being dead have anything to do with the fact that his stomach, or that he himself, looks strange or "alienesque"?
Rawket_Lawnchair 0
Looks like he died of epic faggotry.
hairt 4
43 read her desc >:(
flamegrilled123 3
43 you're a prick
amysousa 6
hahaha that could be a real last name?
iThinkImSane 0
4- You went to Fairbank right? o.o
amysousa 6
50- yes 105- thanks. I hate my hair :/
linarahmany 6
I know tons of people with the name galctic toast:) I think ur hair look nice
pacino101 0
hahaha this is epic!
Atomicsoap 0
Galactic Toast is a stupid name.
I_lost_the_game 25
114- but it seems legit.
22cute 17
That's my daughters Facebook name!
starile 20
Maybe you parents shouldn't have made your middle name Captain Penisface. :c sucks to be you..
OhYeaYourLifeSuc 0
Ahaha I see what you did there.
BDTM 0
#8 lol nice
sinnikle 5
I wonder if there is any relation to Powdered Toast Man?
stacysmom 0
Best comment ever.
ichliebedich_fml 0
you look like mr. t
whatyotalkinbout 0
70 not really
st0n333d 0
^ hey I know you.... your that security guard!
vballcutie08 6
ive been friend requested by Ifukyou Longtime...surly your middle name can't be that unrealistic haha
sweet_candy_ 17
Sounds like a cool username to me :)
Mirorbo 27
It's amazing how many legit names are denied, yet you see so many people with oh-so obviously false names on Facebook. It's a broken system, really.
tencentsakiss 19
I think it depends on who approves it.
Cyosaric 0
No. only middle names have to be approved. It took almost four days for mine to submit, but I could change my first and last in an instant.
machiko_fml 0
Your middle name must be pretty weird if they don't think its legit enough. I mean there are thousands of people with unrealistic names on facebook.
30STMluvva 0
Oh my god are you a 30 Seconds To Mars fan??!! yay :)
apcfan009 0
i hate the word legit...
pwincessa23 1
Legit!!!!!!!
TotalAnimeFreak 0
my nephew's middle name is Thriller. I wonder if that would be accepted.