Today, my roommate demanded that I dance naked for him as a birthday present. When I declined, he offered to pay me. When I declined again, he stormed off to pout in his room and played really loud depressing music. We're both guys and I have 11 months left on my lease with him. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, my housemate got back at me for asking for her share of a bill by losing her virginity to the guy I like, very loudly. FML
Today, my roommate and I were watching TV, and he ordered a pizza. After it was delivered, I took a slice. He yelled at me for taking his food and told me to stop mooching off him. I had to cover his rent last month and he still hasn't paid me back. FML
Today, I received a call from a potential employer. I was excited, until my roommate starts loudly moaning sexually in the background. The interviewer got offended and hung up. My roommate did it because I "made her" pay my half of the rent this month. FYI, I’m unemployed. FML
Today, my boyfriend of eleven months broke up with me, but adamantly insisted I didn't move out of our apartment, because he can't pay the rent alone. FML
Today, my roommate played a crazy April Fool's joke on me by not paying his rent this month. Good one. FML
Today, my boyfriend broke up with me, claiming moving in was a bad idea and he is the type who needs his privacy. It was his idea to move in, he had to convince me. Now we are stuck, under lease together for the next 6 months. FML
Today, my best friend and roommate has decided to "stop being controlled by society" while at home. This involves him walking around naked, masturbating whenever he wants, and not cleaning up his guys. I've stepped in it three times already. FML
Today, I asked my boyfriend what he wanted for for his birthday in a couple of days. He replied "to be single" and walked out of the room. FML
Today, I was sleeping when my roommate walked in and asked me, "So… when are you leaving?" She had decided to throw a party in our apartment. I wasn't invited. FML
Today, my roommate informed me that I need to move out, due to me having sex with his boyfriend. Even though he gave us permission, and told us to use protection. FML
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Top comments
gusgus36 5
Well, that will be a fun 11 months...
imustbeinsane 2
how much money are we talking about?
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Comments (196)
writerforlife 9
0.o that's jsut so....
Jasonf6 0
You can get out of that lease easy.
badluckattack238 0
rofl.
BlAzEtHiS 0
You sooooo deserve that. You should know the kind of person someone is BEFORE moving in with/ or having them move in with you. You're just lucky he's only gay and not a violent serial killer.
demonkitty69 0
or both XD
bigbisawesome 0
Sweet lol. I might have said yes under certain conditions but thats cuz im gay ;D
Chrispayne 4
Aww poor guy. Just gice him a show and say its ok to look. No touch
bubo_fml 11
2 words...Spy cams...Watch out, Bro, or else everybody will be watching u shake ur viennie weenie!
Nana_pr 3
Yeah...he is gay
ZackKunzler 1
How much money did he offer?
sociology 0
first of all I hope u r not homophobic cause he is so gay and secondly living with ur parents might be a good choice