Eisenhorn
United States
Today, our mouse problem finally started to go away. Now we have a snake problem. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Same thing different taste
tannarox
United States
Today, our rodent problem was taken care of. I discovered this when my cat projectile-vomited a soggy, death-scented wad of dark fur and tiny organs onto the couch. FML
Karen
Usually a bad omen
Today, my boyfriend finally moved in with me, after being long distance for months. Our apartment just became infested with mice. FML
Brain_fart
Salt Lake City, United States
Today, I found out that both of my cats are afraid of mice. So far I've seen them run and hide from 3 different mice who've recently invaded my apartment. FML
Anonymous
Today, I got rear-ended on my way home from the pet store, causing my pet food to open up and go flying all over the floor of my car. My pet is a snake, and his food is live mice. FML
ratqueen
Brampton, Canada
Today, I discovered that catching fewer mice in the traps I'd put out doesn't mean my pest problem is getting resolved. It means that rats have moved in. FML
Anonymous
United States
Today, my cat brought yet another chipmunk into our house. She never kills them, so they stay in our house until we either capture them or they escape. So far, she's brought in three squirrels, four chipmunks, four mice, and a snake. FML
emelie000
Irrational fears
Today, my daughter, who can pick up spiders and even snakes without flinching, screamed at the top of her lungs because she saw a mouse. Um, what? FML
Katie
Reserved
Lurker
Today, I woke up to an angry snake trying to climb the leg of my bed. My bedroom was closed all day yesterday. It must have gotten in my room days ago. FML
Tim
United States
Today, I found that there is nothing worse than coming home to a snake slithering across your kitchen floor. Except when it disappears into your cabinets. FML
RAS266
Today, a water snake slithered into our pool. He can have it. FML
Top comments
kbsimmer 14
If you don't take care of that problem it'll just come back to bite you in the end
IndefiniteBeauty 17
Sounds to me a little like how The old lady who swallowed a fly story goes. Who knows what's coming in next.
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Comments (95)
RayneSmytson 24
Get a cane toad problem then?
confusedAsFuck 34
Or "Dead by poison syndrome" problem..
lumene 17
*Venom... Not poison...
dragonkisses28 25
Burn the house down. Do it now, before any of them can escape.
riffehunter 16
76 i think he's refering to the toads, which are poisonous
LlamaFlavoured 24
You must be really hissed off
carebear1228 20
Must be from Slytherin the way they thumbed you down
cdgrayson 21
Just wait the problem will slither on by...
kbsimmer 14
If you don't take care of that problem it'll just come back to bite you in the end
leogachi 15
I love that this comment can be both figurative and literal.
more4me 27
Snakes?!! Dang, that would cause me to want to move! Best of luck, OP !
sturschaedel 27
After having lived in a house with a mouse infestation I'd rather have the snakes, at least as long they are not an immediate danger to humans (poisonous or big enough to cause serious damage). At least snakes will not eat the Tupperware containing your food, your food, your textiles, your bed, your papers and books, your candles, your wires and half your furniture.
IndefiniteBeauty 17
Sounds to me a little like how The old lady who swallowed a fly story goes. Who knows what's coming in next.
illegalbeagle69 23
Hawks.
gracehi 33
Ha ha! Imagine opening your pantry door and a hawk flies out! XD
mistress_paz 30
That would be epic!
kurodansei 16
Epic. but at the same time... scary as ****.
bdsmslave 18
Run. Run and NEVER look back.
Cads1 24
Turn that problem into profit by making shoes out of them.
chuka81 27
And when your snake problems end, you'd have a mongoose problem.
EarlFug 19
Honey badgers!
zahidnasir 22
Living beside a zoo?