mackamuir
Gold Coast, Australia
Today, my roommate played a crazy April Fool's joke on me by not paying his rent this month. Good one. FML
Collection
Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Same thing different taste
pvtcab
United States
Today, my roommate and I had to pay our first installment of rent. He's nowhere to be found. FML
Theguyinthedark
Bangladesh
Roommate from hell #457
Today, my roommate and I were watching TV, and he ordered a pizza. After it was delivered, I took a slice. He yelled at me for taking his food and told me to stop mooching off him. I had to cover his rent last month and he still hasn't paid me back. FML
Anonymous
He's a very naughty boy
Today, I found out that my roommate is starting a religion in which he doesn't believe in humanly things, such as paying rent. FML
About2bhomeless
Priorities
Today, my roommate and I received a non-payment notice from our landlord, over a dishonored check that was used to pay the rent. I give my roommate money for my share and she handles the checks. Apparently, her trip to Puerto Rico was more important than paying rent. FML
oceangirl
United States
Get back here!
Today, I texted my flatmate to ask him when he would be paying his portion of the rent, since he has told me he would be late this month. He wrote back to inform me that he had moved out last night while I was away, and that he won't be paying me anything. FML
Anonymous
Kettering, United Kingdom
Today, my roommate wants to kick me out because I can't afford to pay my share of the rent this month. I couldn't afford to, because I had to pay for repairs to my car after my roommate got drunk, stole my keys, and crashed it into a street light. FML
ENZ
Emotional lift
Today, I finally got my paycheck that I could enjoy $300 for myself after taking care of my bills with so many other ones. Then, I find out that the water was shut off, which is supposed to be my roommate's responsibility. Apparently, he has not paid it in months, and they want $288. FML
Anonymous
And now, on Judge Judy
Today, I found out my roommates spent my rent money and told the landlord I never paid. I've paid my rent and theirs the past six months. My name's on the lease. FML
Ted, E. Vic
United States
Today, my roommate admitted he spent his half of the rent money on a tattoo. It's all good though, we're just gonna get evicted. FML
BrianP
Netherlands
Today, I came home to found all of my belongings out on the street. My roommate, who is also my brother, apparantly neglected to pay his part of the rent, and we got evicted. FML
Top comments
darkbob101 16
You should play an april fool's prank on him... leave all his stuff on the side of the road and tell him to move out.
ScratchCatPower 32
There's a difference between an April Fool's prank and just being a plain asshole. Your roommate is an asshole.
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ScratchCatPower 32
There's a difference between an April Fool's prank and just being a plain asshole. Your roommate is an asshole.
DamnitSeth 13
Someone here does not seem to understand sarcasm....
booze_n_bitches 37
I don't know why you're getting thumbed down #10. I think some people (?Americans - kidding!) genuinely don't get that this FML contains sarcasm.
feven 32
Good one.
expertsmilee 26
Just lose faith in humanity as a general rule of thumb my, it'll save you a lot of wasted effort and hope later on down the road.
xDrakeNinja 12
Pretty sure he knows that.
musoboy 22
I hope he paid his rent on April 2nd. otherwise that's no April Fool's joke.
PingusTheDingus 31
IT'S JUST A PRANK BRO
Sansational_ 18
See, the camera's right here!
darkbob101 16
You should play an april fool's prank on him... leave all his stuff on the side of the road and tell him to move out.
Thoricsteam20 24
Take the money out of his account directly April Fools ;)
naviajack626 16
Prank him by throwing him out. Now you're even.
tinytyler 12
Filthy pranked
zman8881 8
Difference between a prank and a dick move. That's a dick move.
MikaykayUnicorn 36
Pretty sure you just re-worded #1's comment.
Tripartita 45
I sense a pattern developing in today's FMLs…
Bunnyluver 20
Say you didn't have your half of the rent!
Tripartita 45
"I didn't have my half of the rent." That was fun! I should do that more often.
XboxSqueaker 15
play a crazy prank on him by roofying his drink and chopping off his testicles
crudeandrudeguy 29
Well you took that straight to a very dark place....
chuka81 27
Please 10, where's the sarcasm? I want to understand it too.
booze_n_bitches 37
That not paying his rent was an April Fools joke...? That's sarcasm. Because it wasn't a prank, he just didn't pay his rent.
DamnitSeth 13
It's people like you, 11, that make me think humanity has lost all usage of our brains. Then I look at people like 13 and thank the stars above there's at least one more person.
Arkham_Callabero 15
You do realize that there's a reply button right?