Today, my roommate and I were watching TV, and he ordered a pizza. After it was delivered, I took a slice. He yelled at me for taking his food and told me to stop mooching off him. I had to cover his rent last month and he still hasn't paid me back. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I was bitched out by a pizza delivery man. I didn't have the cash to pay him for a pizza I didn't even order. FML
Today, I ordered a pizza online to be delivered to my apartment. After an hour of waiting, I called the pizza place to ask what the problem was. Apparently, the people at the apartment below me took my already paid for pizza and ate it. FML
Today, my roommate and I had to pay our first installment of rent. He's nowhere to be found. FML
Today, my roommate came home from work and yelled at me for my dinner being too spicy. The same dinner he denied stealing. FML
Today, I opened the door to a pizza delivery guy. I hadn't order any, but I thought maybe my roommate had. As he handed me the box, I said, "Thanks, you too" when he told me to enjoy my meal. He stopped, looked confused, and said, "Wait, what?" before leaving. I then realized my roommate was out of town and I’d just taken someone else’s pizza. FML
Today, I told my roommate she had to pay $55 to replace a piece of the oven she broke. She told me I was being selfish and decided to illegally break our lease because I was, "making her feel unsafe." Now I not only have to pay for the oven repair, I also have to pay her next two month's rent. FML
Today, I texted my flatmate to ask him when he would be paying his portion of the rent, since he has told me he would be late this month. He wrote back to inform me that he had moved out last night while I was away, and that he won't be paying me anything. FML
Today, my roommate and I received a non-payment notice from our landlord, over a dishonored check that was used to pay the rent. I give my roommate money for my share and she handles the checks. Apparently, her trip to Puerto Rico was more important than paying rent. FML
Today, I ate dinner sitting on the floor. My petty roommate got pissed off during the weekend and decided the appropriate action would be to lock all the furniture in her room and refuse to give it back. FML
Today, my roommate played a crazy April Fool's joke on me by not paying his rent this month. Good one. FML
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Top comments
trucker2 33
Remind him of the rent situation....and help yourself to another slice....
gunnerblaster 21
Kick his ass out and get another roommate.
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Comments (44)
whymeplease44 8
wjat an ass
trucker2 33
Remind him of the rent situation....and help yourself to another slice....
gabimk23 13
or take the rest of the pizza as a down payment for the rent
Reaperbunni 4
**** that eat the whole pizza
Yoyo2002 10
not a slice the rest of the pizza
gunnerblaster 21
Kick his ass out and get another roommate.
freddygasman 18
and another pizza while your at it.
DerpTheDestroyer 4
Then we'll see an FML of him getting kicked out because his roommate took his pizza
Gib31 19
Okay, okay, not cool for the rent. But you ate his damn pizza! I kinda want to be on his side here. Eat a slice of my pizza and I go Hulk right away. :D
SpyroMello 29
A slice of pizza cannot be equal to a half of a rent payment. A pizza generally costs $15 while half a rent could be $500+
Gib31 19
Guys, I was kidding. Of course a pizza does not equal a rent. I thought it was pretty obvious! ^^
Bunnyluver 20
Borrow over 300 dollars from me, not pay it back and get stingy makes me go king king on someone's ass.
brenton490 19
Did you tell your roommate "what are you doing in my apartment? Really man stop mooching off of me."
Dominus101 20
Karma will catch up with them , Selfish people are always the worst
melaniaeviania 7
Tell him to pay you back in pizzas
PANDORUM89 21
okay so I get both sides of this. I currently, until tomorrow yay!, live with my parents. I do not pay rent with them but I do pay for everything I need plus food and even sometimes loan my mom money. I respect that my parents pay for my roof and all of that. So I feel bad for asking them to not eat my food. I am trying to save up and its hard to do when 4 other people eat all of your stuff. If your roommate is asking you to not eat his food it MIGHT be because he is broke and is planning on that food covering more than just 1 meal. if you are eating it then he is being forced to buy more food than planned which means it's harder on him to cover his side of things. You shouldn't need to cover his rent and for that I would def say that he needs to cover rent alone this month. just wanted to offer up another side.
DanielleinDC 34
This is a different situation. It's one thing when you live with your parents. Pizza Man is mooching off his roommate by not paying his share of the rent. And OP should have said something there and then about the unpaid loan for last month's rent and asked who's the moocher. Now, maybe it was a bit rude to just take a slice of pizza without asking, but the hypocrisy on behalf of Pizza Man is breathtaking.
anon133744x 5
If you're barely scraping by and you need food that will last you and is cheap, pizza is not the way to go at all. Maybe if op ate some of pizza man's top ramen or some other cheap filler food, but pizza is pretty costly. We can assume that pizza man has a job, since he can buy pizza and this post would be a lot different if he didn't, he could easily start buying cheap filler foods and use the money he saves throughout the month to pay rent.
Dat_Class_Tho 26
Tell him the pizza slice was "interest" on the rent money he hasn't paid back.
captainsmegma 12
Did you take the biggest motherfucking slice you could?