Today, I went into a crowded store and tried out a blazer. I was thinking to myself how hot I looked in it when the manager tapped me on the shoulder and politely said, "Excuse me sir, that's a ladies' blazer." FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I was stopped by a customer who told me that I looked like a nice woman. I thanked him for the compliment and pointed out that I was a man. With an obviously male name on my name tag. And visible facial hair. FML
Today, I went to a store to buy pants for a new job. A really hot guy helped me get a pair down from a high shelf so I could try them on. He had flirted with me so I hurried in the fitting room so I could go talk to him. Note to self: Check to see if you have pants on after trying on clothes. FML
Today, I was at the store buying some feminine products. At the cash register, the clerk said to me "Dude, you know those are for girls right?" I am a 30 year old woman. FML
Today, I went to Macy's to go shopping, I was wearing a shirt and tie and dressed nicely. Customers came up to me with questions, but I just ignored them. Minutes later, thinking I was an employee, the manager came and yelled at me, and threatened to fire me. FML
Today, I thought the cashier said the new blouse I picked out was ugly as she was ringing me up. I'm really self-conscious about my fashion sense, so I snapped and started yelling at her. It wasn't until she was close to tears did I find out she said "lovely" not "ugly". So, that's another store I can't go back to. FML
Today, while shopping, a few giggling girls came up to me and asked why I was wearing a dress in public. Highly confused, I didn't answer. When they walked away laughing, I realized they thought I was a man. I'm a woman. FML
Today, I was working at my job as a cashier, checking out an elderly woman's groceries. She was very nice, and we chatted for a couple minutes. Once she had paid, she leaned close to me and said, very politely, "I'm so so sorry that I mistook you for a girl at first, young man." I AM a girl. FML
Today, I went clothes shopping. I took my little daughter into the dressing room while I tried some clothes on. She somehow managed to open the door while I was changing. A lady outside then bitched me out for "exposing" myself to her kids. FML
Today, someone called out "Ma'am!" while approaching me from behind, but then said "Oops, sir!" when I turned around. I was wearing a corset and miniskirt with leggings. They were correct the first time. FML
Today, I was at a tennis match and it was really hot. I took off my shirt to cool down. A member of the staff then tapped me on the shoulder and told me that my "bare breasts might offend someone." I'm a man. FML
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Goldendesu 0
Blink, and say "Yes. I know."
Ugi 27
Well, at least you weren't trying on swimsuits....
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Comments (90)
itsalanis 25
did you somehow wind up in the ladies section?
Gourmet_Taco 0
Atleast he didn't say "That looks terrific madam" lol
Ugi 27
There's not always a clear divide and blazers are a fairly masculine item.
ShyAnn29 15
Or some lady put it in the men's section
worldcupcheer17 0
who cares if it's a ladies blazer or a mens blazer, if it looked that great I would still wear it like it was meant to be made for me. (:
yeseniaa14 0
I agree with 64 :)
fuhkinsupah 0
this fml would have been even better if OP was a girl haha
SadinSherman 16
Sometime girls put clothes into other sections so someone else doesn't buy them,like during a sale or something
NeatNit 33
I'm pretty sure the FML here is that the manager mistook OP for a man, when she's really a girl.
UnicornPukePink 0
But his name is Fred......
UnicornPukePink 0
Wait NEVERMIND. I just had a brain ****. I apologize.
davizv 0
^80 that's what I thought at first
chuckychan 8
as it turns out. you look like a man.
duckman9 55
and your point is?
elliewantscake 8
So what? As pong as it looks good on you, OP. I wear boy stuff and I'm a girl.
imthatguythatdid 0
DUUUUUDE LOOKS LIKE-A LAADDYYAHH!!!!!!! DA-NA DA-NA
imustbeinsane 2
thats really none of his business but fyl
fashionistaGirll 0
I wondered how did he even fit in that blazer, then I saw Japan...
snade 0
LOL 68
Amrel 10
TrolLOL 71 :)
snade 0
I was thinking that joke as in... he has a small weiner... but idk if 68 meant it that way...
snade 0
74 your picture is amazing. :O
Beebow_fml 5
76-You aren't supposed to put blazers on your penis.
snade 0
I was joking... I guess it was stupid...
aFatFuck 0
yeah, also aren't blazers unisex unless it's like hot pink or something. I mean how would you differentiate between a male blazer and a female blazer?
imosim 0
94 has an epic username don't deny it.
fashionistaGirll 0
94 are you delusional!?? Ever heard of menswear fashion? Designers like Armani tailoring the perfect men's suit? Do you think women have broad shoulders and torso, do you think men have breasts and curves? Men and women are usually shaped differently unless your genes are naturally skinny like Japanese..
ATLBOI770 0
tell him u are gay
Ugi 27
Tell him you're a woman!
JustBlackPlease 2
"I'm a lady!" - Little Britain
awesome545 1
Tell him you're trying it on for your girlfriend.
jren207 24
Tell him you're about to have a sexchange.
xXwolflegionXx 8
Orrrrr you could just say it's for your GIRLFRIEND.
akayc32 0
79, why would a man try on a blazer that he intended to buy for his girlfriend? That might actually be slightly more embarrassing. By the way, did anyone else think OP was female with the way this was worded? I've never heard a guy say he looked hot in something... Sexy-yes, hot-not so much.
jizzwold 21
Like it matters who can tell the Japanese apart anyway?
geekpowerwtf 0
Tell him you still want it but never mind now.
flamegrilled123 3
I see no problem with that
Goldendesu 0
Blink, and say "Yes. I know."
sparklecherry 4
Lol!!
gusgus36 5
Aw don't feel bad. Michael Scott made the same mistake
ifrigginheartyou 8
hehe(;
ggdawg24 0
Haha
Ugi 27
Well, at least you weren't trying on swimsuits....
sara_saturday 5
it happened to chandler from friends when he got married. who cares? if you look good, get it